By HorcruxDelight73 - 26/05/2012 23:00 - United States - Lakewood
HorcruxDelight73 tells us more.
This was actually my FML, everyone. No, it wasn't a pedophile, THANK GOD. It was a couple, and they said "Umm...can we help you?" and I was like, "Sorry! I thought you were my friends!" Then got out awkwardly. They had the same car. It wasn't my fault.
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16- You are probably the dumbest person I have ever met if you think you are a "grammar" nazi for correcting a spelling error. Learn gooder English, Mmmkay?
72, Learn better English* sick! I'm now a grammar nazi! Hitler! Here I come,
Sorry I meant a period not a comma at the end :( I'm no grammar nazi....
Dear diary..... Jack pot. Your lucky it wasn't the pedo bear.
You're*
Yeah yeah whatever man it happens.
It's not *the* Pedo Bear, it's just Pedo Bear. You ain't going to find another bear more Pedo than Pedo bear.
46, that's exactly why it is THE pedo bear...
Pedobear, pedobear, pedobear. *Poof* "IIIIIIIIIIIIIII I I LOVE LITTLE GIRLS THEY MAKE ME FEEL SO GOOD~"
If it was s/he wouldnt be writing this FML
...Uh...where does it say she's a child? Paedophiles aren't really a risk to anyone but children.
Not entirely true
all cars look the same because they all have wheels :-
thats okay. i thumbed you down cuz you have no sense of humor.
i did the same to 36.
me too. anyone who thumbs someone down for their username is just a lame ass.
I thumbed 36 down because who doesn't punch babies?!?
Haha I like the name.
i thumbed 36 down AND punched him.
77 - Dude lighten up, not everything is to be taken seriously.
I punched 36 because I like punching babies. *buh dum tssh*
I thumbed u down cause ur stupid maybe s/he needed a name and was mad at the world so they used tht name im sure tht person does not punch babies #36
109 - I thumbed you down because you killed the combo
"Ur stupid"? Oh, the irony. However, I agree with what you tried to say... If I understood it the way you meant it.
Falcon punch!
So who broke the awkward silence? You or the other person?
That's always awkward
Nah, it's not awkward when I'm trying to jump into random cars and it's accidentally someone I know.
Pretend its completely normal and demand they take you to McDonalds
And I want a happy meal with the cool toy! And can we stay so I can play for a while?
When in doubt, yell "why are we just sitting here?!?!?! GO GO GO!!!" I've done that to my brother-in-law and it freaked him out so he sped off :P
Wow. Just wow.
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Look on the bright side....... You just mad some NEW FRIENDS:)YAY!!!
Dear diary..... Jack pot. Your lucky it wasn't the pedo bear.