By hakura madada - 22/06/2012 19:41 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I mistook my dog's head for the gear shift while tearing down the highway. FML
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drewnewton 0

not much of an fml for you as for it is the dog

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enchi999 8

The gear shift and OPs dog head feel the exact same...both furry apparently. Poor dog indeed.

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Calyx_fml 21

^ And why are you complaining about it 44?

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thejewishfuhrer 17

It's attention seeking. No ones likes a person like that.

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nelds 12

I like my **** more than my face so I think I'm allowed to decide which feature I show in my picture.

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blade4080 7

Who would complain about a girl prancing around with her **** as her profile pic anyways? What are you, gay?

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drewnewton 0

not much of an fml for you as for it is the dog

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bellygirl2000 0

Well what could the dog do get on FML and say "Today, I was on a wonderful ride with my owner when all of a sudden he started moving my head around all weird like. FML" that would not only be funny but it would also be very weird

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Drigr 9

It's an FML for him if he just killed the family dog by breaking its neck trying to shift with it.

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Inheritance 10

What's next using your dog as wind shield wipers? Yet both effective and useful, but probably illegal.

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MsFML_ 16

Omg that sucks for the puppy! OP never mentioned how the puppy turned out.

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TheCamoWulf 17

Is the dog ok?! Anyway it seems like an FML for both you and the dog D:

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unhappybitch 8

Auf auf auf bark bark auf auf grrrrrrrr bark. FML.

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awesomeguy1221 4

Drive cautiously then... No one likes a reckless driver.

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Climaxx 11

While reading this FML, I can't stop remembering scenes from Tokyo drift.

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bananagrams 9

There aren't any scenes in Tokyo Drift where a driver is trying to shift and grabs a dog's head...

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EG14_fml 8

That is the very first thing I had in mind

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MCRaddict15 15

A small dog died and your going to comment on how you don't like them? ..Cold.

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bubbly31 0

8 & 52- It didn't even say the dog was small

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lovebeecharmer 6

That's actually terribly funny

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21jason 9

Why were you taken down the highway with a dog in the car?

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evilplatypus 38

Vacation Trip to the vet Fun little drive (dogs love rides) Transfer of custody in a joint custody situation Dog show Doggy playdate It's a companion animal that accompanies OP everywhere Would you like me to go on?

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lilysmiles143 0

y wouldnt you?

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dorko_is_me 6

Haha!! Thus made me laugh more!

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Bliss391 7

Pretty sure I've heard this same joke by Jeff Dunham. Yep, I sure did.

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