By hakura madada - 22/06/2012 19:41 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I mistook my dog's head for the gear shift while tearing down the highway. FML
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drewnewton 0

not much of an fml for you as for it is the dog

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hnz 13

You should have felt the fur and know something is wrong

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MURIKKA 11

It's not like he sat around and contemplated it the material of what he was trying to shift with. He was tearing down the highway and quickly attempted to shift, as one does when tearing down a highway....

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lilysmiles143 0

He didn't have time for all that!

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sharod101 5

Clearly you haven't driven a manual before. If you did you'd know while shifting there isn't enough time to do all that you mentioned.

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kissmyass23 6

If the dog's head is small enough to be mistaken for a gear shift knob... It better be a puppy because it doesn't qualify as a 'Dog.'

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mk58 31

Well... Puppies are technically dogs. Just because they're younger doesn't make them not a dog, but I get what you're saying... kind of. Maybe it's a chihuahua?

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petraphotoDOTca 6

prague ratter.... www.smallestdogever.webs.com

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Vaginabutter 15

40lbs is the min qualification for a real dog!

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bunny911 16

34- good, I'm not the only one thinking of Jeff Dunham while I read this. "I thought I was just grinding gears; 'grrrrrr'"

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Lunantic 6

They could have a furry cover for their gear knob? :-/

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

How is this even possible?

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fyl_darksouljoke 0

Thats what happens when you get a small "dog." Next time secure your pet instead of letting it run loose, its a driving hazard and has caused accidents.

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sakana_fml 7

"Head" and "tearing" should never be in the same sentence.

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dominic1221 6

... because the window was closed, maybe? Herp derp?

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evilplatypus 38

If it's small enough for its head to be confused with a stick shift, it's probably too short to reach the window

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Princess_Sidney 1

Omg I love animals and I feel bad for that dog but when I pictured it,I started laughing,I feel ashamed

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zandalee 19

Omg! Are you that weird I love cats lady?

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Rainbow_dumpster 28

Goddamn, OP. Look with your eyes, not with your hands. --; (for a short second that is.)

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bunny911 16

Generally if someone is comfortable driving a car with a manual transmission, they don't need to look at the gearshift to shift it. The only time I look at the gearshift in my car is if I forget if I'm in 4th or 5th, as they feel similar at highway speed.

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