True, but come on…

By scared to leave the house - 20/08/2012 09:14 - Canada - Williams Lake

Today, I was at Starbucks after having a rough day. The old man beside me was talking to his friend. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him point at me and say, "See that beautiful girl over there?" Flattered, I listened closer… until he finished his statement with, "She's gonna die." FML
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illabye 0

Look on the bright side... You'll make a lovely corpse.

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redpickle 1

I'm pretty sure a death sentence trumps beauty...

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hellachillin 8

She's obviously drop dead gorgeous..

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xxBitchxPleaSe 6

She must be so beautiful that she's to die for..

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zandalee 19

Flick your hair back, grin showing lots of teeth, drop your handbag and dance around it. If he still stares at you with murderous intent, run like hell.

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ekb777 13

139, if I were the man in that situation I think I would run away..lol

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brosbeforehos85 3

Maybe his friend is gonna die and he's trying to cheer him up?

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LO388 7

But make sure you look both ways before running across the street!

54 1
Psych101 9

78- I think you mean most accidents happen within a mile of home. The solution, then, is obviously to move.

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Pandacupcakelove 26

I meant "happen". Sorry, english is not my first language...

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ColdplaySucks 18

"Woke Up This Morning... Gotta get yo self a gun!" I suggest listening to that song if you feel threatened, OP.

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illabye 0

Look on the bright side... You'll make a lovely corpse.

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Mioko_fml 6

Maybe he meant her organs not her face... Oh wait, nvm, stupid comment.

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Sasha693 4

Put the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again. Maybe he's a real life buffalo bill

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gc327072 30

Perhaps the old man was Benjamin Button.

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yahoowizard 16

68 Benjamin Button could predict future deaths =0? I certainly saw that movie wrong

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FMLKitten 15

113- It's a movie reference, and not the greatest reference at that. Don't worry much about it.

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allforyoux3 25

Uh oh. That's when you grab your coffee and quickly get out of there.

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reallytho3 11

What if he drugged the coffee...

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frankothetanko 0

splash the coffe on the old fart I say

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niall92 6

yeah! it sounds like they were having a conversation about the frailty and impermanence of life. i think you just heard it out of context, op. no reason for alarm.

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xcarxcrashx 9

Really 54?? You got all that from the two statements that she is beautiful and she is going to die? Wow

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TriflingAllDay 6

I think 54 nailed it.

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ambowew 7

Speak for yourself, I made Horcruxes.

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ant1ion 12

93- I'll find them and destroy them mwahahaha

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FMLKitten 15

93 & 122 - Then I'll write it down and sell the story underneath the name of J K Rowling... and hopefully make money.

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Trix_Disorder 20

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's what the guy meant.

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Rose_916 16

Be careful of what you do Run op runnnn!

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ManInTheMachine 19

You obviously didn't stick around for the rest of his sentence. He was going to say that you'll die happy and loved, surrounded by friends and family. Way to make him look like a complete asshole.

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bsmith9942 11

Of course you are going to die. Everyone dies. It's part of life. I'm sure that's what he meant. If he said you're going to die young, then you should be worried.

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Dmeister2008 3

Don't do anything dangerous or go near anything dangerous no telling what may happen

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LO388 7

She might reach her final destination.

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