By NotDrunk - 11/09/2012 06:47 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was at a family dinner, which had gone into meltdown after my aunt said something sarcastic about my mother's drinking. I went out for some fresh air and stumbled about in the dark, unaware of the fact that a pool was being dug. I fell into the huge hole and lost a shoe. FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I think this should be an illustrated FML. The mental picture I got from this was great.

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Black_Rose6 10

Always remember to have a flashlight, so next time that doesn't happen :)

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ElmoSaysSquishy 28

Of course how could OP forget to bring their flashlight to a family dinner.

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HunterAlpha1 8

i always carry some kind of light source, it's just common sense. even the light from the screen of OP's cellphone could've prevented this.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I think this should be an illustrated FML. The mental picture I got from this was great.

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gc327072 30

I was walking in the park one da- AAAHHHH!!! *oomf*

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loopsy_fml 14

I always fall in holes. They aren't even there! I know I'd fall into the pool. Then once I fell, I'd get up and fall into another hole that isn't even there.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

#33) I'm pretty sure if you're falling into them, they're there.

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Rddvl 11

I just had a Bill Nye flashback when he fell into that hole on stage..

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j_cat187 19

Bill Nye he's not a guy, Bill Nye the nazi spy, Bill, bill, bill, bill, bill!!

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BirdieCurls 25

I think 12 hit their head and fell down the hole...

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echoes185 9

I like to go for a dip when I'm feeling stressed. But you might want to make sure there's water next time (;

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j_cat187 19

*Snickers* Oh wait, she's a man. *Epic crying/vomiting scene from Ace Ventura Pet Detective*

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borkchop1992 15

Pool? Nay i say you just fell in someone's elaborate trap.

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j_cat187 19

And failed to mention the sharpened bamboo chutes at the bottom.

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perdix 29

You should have stayed and defended your mom's drinking. Explain to your aunt that if she had kids like you, she'd be a sloppy wino, too.

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WaSiSimiLang 8

This kinda reminds me of "the little fockers" without the family bitching about of course.

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Enslaved 36

Unfinished pools remind me of that "Poltergeist" scene with the dead corpes floating to the top because they forgot to move the bodies! :o

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DaisyPink 6

That's what I was thinking. I wondered if someone would mention that.

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