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it's all about priorities
Are you insinuating that speeding tickets are more important than hot pockets? Ridiculous
11- no, he isn't, he appears to be using something, called a sense of humour.
To 1:... until the mom does get cancer. It'll hit her like a rock to a head that she should never use cancer (that she doesn't have!) as an excuse.
We see where her loyalties lie, with the hot pockets. Now we know for sure bitches ain't nothin but hoes and tricks.
It's " bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks". You can curse here, they don't mind.
Well she already said bitches so......
Technically bitches are female dogs. So it's technically not cursing.
#2 I'm wondering if you're trying to pretend the girl in the picture is you. It's Nina Dobrev.
Maybe she is Nina Dobrev.
I almost thought you were royalty!
I can understand if the hot pocket was Ham and cheese
I love the ones that don't give me diarrhea, yet to be discovered....
My favorites are the mozzarella and meatball ones. One time I ate them for almost every meal for a weak because there was a vending machine in my barracks and I didn't feel like going to the galley. It didn't come out well in the end, of you know what I mean.
we don't have those in the Netherlands. :(
oh you don't know what you're missing. *wishes I could dhl you some*
It may not be a solid excuse to evade the law, but she was probably trying to pull the sympathy card, it's a pretty low move.
Possibly a case of: "must..get..to....h-hospital...emergency....ch-ch-chemo-therapy" A real dick move however it manifested itself..
My aunt got out of one when she actually did have cancer! "I don't care, I have cancer... I'll be gone before I have to pay it"
Gangsters.
I think everybody knows that arguing with parents never works under any circumstances. Parents can sometimes be the most unreasonable people, just ignore her shit and know that you're being the better person.
Your mother does in fact make an extremely valid argument. You don't just go around eating the last hot pocket without first having a discussion with everyone. C'mon OP.
You don't discuss who gets the last hot pocket, you eat it in secret and then pretend it wasn't you.
Is there a hot pocket shortage or something?
How does OP deserves it? Also, if you've read the FML properly, you will have noticed the word 'faked' before the words 'having cancer'
I'm assuming sarcasm folks
I assume its an attempt at humor, too. I know as a fact it wasn't funny, either.
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it's all about priorities
We see where her loyalties lie, with the hot pockets. Now we know for sure bitches ain't nothin but hoes and tricks.