By Anonymous - 29/08/2013 09:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my house was broken into. They didn't take much, but they did paint spunking cocks on the walls and furniture. FML
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bleijar 4

Wow that's just immature. Sorry about it op

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bleijar 4

Wow that's just immature. Sorry about it op

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K410 18

Sounded like they were robbed by a bunch of 12 year old cod players lol

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Even us 20 year old battlefield players enjoy a good **** painting now and then.

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K410 18

Lol it all started in counter strike anyway :p

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ViRepz 28

I wish cod or battlefield had custom spray tags =)

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caohm 18

it was a cocktastrophy!!! *puts on blind fold and smokes his last cig waiting for firing squad of thumb downs*

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TheCanucklehead 22

The catastrophe is people that say they're preparing for thumbs down

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little_one 20

No 24 it was Malcolm McDowell from clockwork orange just be thankful he had to read the meter.... No time for the in and out.

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InfernoVivo 12

They sure cocked up

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DWordHead16 19

Yeah, and if the OP had found the burglars, they would've been coldcocked by her! -well, I tried, and I just had to use the word coldcocked!-

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DWordHead16 19

Oh shut up, at least I tried. Rather then the usual "that sucks" lol. I tried. I was going to stop attempting puns if this one was bad, so okay then. I won't try to do puns. I just wanted to be creative xD

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KazuTrumpet1512 21

Don't stop trying! You have to be persistent if you want to make better puns.:)

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DWordHead16 19

#56: Aww well thanks for the inspiration! Maybe I'll work on my pun skills(: I just hate when someone tries to get snappy at people who actually try to be funny and what not. You don't know how many times I rewrote that comment. I kinda figured this would have happened. It never sounded right lmao. (:

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SwaggCapone 11

artistic burglars? what kind of sorcery is this

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ColdplaySucks 18

I believe this type of sorcery is commonly known as vandalism. Witchcraft!

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torbey 23

that sounds like a pretty personal attack... hopefully you haven't been a dick lately then! but FYL if you haven't...

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asparagus12 21

Very unfortunate circumstance but you will have a great story to tell for years to come! Who else can claim that burglars painted penises on their wall?

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TheOrangeProon 13

It happens more often than you'd think ):

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israa_alhasani94 12

Totally rude of them!

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isallwaysme 27

you say that like it isn't rude to break into someone's house in the first place.

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mcm_3 16

Well they did break in to OP's home, manners probably wern't a priority.

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Keattles 14

No company over for awhile >_

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