By vrossie_ - 08/09/2013 05:56 - United States

Today, my mom was sharing the story of how I was born with the umbilical cord around my neck. My sister added that it was God's first attempt to kill me off. FML
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You deserved it 4 210

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vrossie_ 15

Yea it was clever. I shared it to my Biology class and they all laughed.

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BVBarmy_girl 22

If she's your big sister, tell her that you were God's attempt to make up for the mistake he made when he created her ;)

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Comments

jw90 18

Hey you lived through it. That's something to be proud of OP.

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artiststatement 21

Except for that guy that has been struck by lightning repeatedly.

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MrSassypants 32

Well, to be fair, he technically didn't miss.

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vrossie_ 15

There wasn't a second I don't believe. :P

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BVBarmy_girl 22

If she's your big sister, tell her that you were God's attempt to make up for the mistake he made when he created her ;)

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vrossie_ 15

OP here, Lol. I would have said that back if I thought of it!

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TheWumbologist 14

You must be invincible, not even God himself can kill you!

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ApollosMyth 22

But there is still Chuck Norris.

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WinterBlue42 22

Perhaps the OP is secretly Chuck Norris. . Naw, if the OP was Chuck Norris this wouldn't be an FML. ;p

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nikhilmanuel 10

Wow......that's not very kind at all. Don't worry about it OP. You were meant to live for a reason!

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bipitydooiseeyou 6

Why would people thumbs down this comment?

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mangobbler 11

Just tell your sister. "I am a survivor. What do you have to be proud of yourself?"

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hannaaaahr 33

I thought this was going to finish in a Destinys Child song, needless to say, I was a bit disappointed that it didn't.

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Little4Bear 10

Me too 32, me too...

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midnight165 5

Lol that part caught my eye too.. Suspense is building

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Pancakes017 19

The same thing happened to me. Fortunately I don't have a sister to put a damper on things.

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HortonThelephant 15

Your name doesn't happen to be Perseus, now would it?

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