By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 07:23 - United States - Lincoln

Today, I asked my dad why he only has pictures of me from when I was a little kid. Without skipping a beat, he said, "I only keep pictures from when I liked you." FML
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nix1993 41

"Oh, I thought you were reminding yourself of of the time when you were still smarter than me"

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Javier6597 19

Wow I cant imagine a father say that to his child. Maybe he was joking?

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Javier6597 19

Wow I cant imagine a father say that to his child. Maybe he was joking?

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NoNamesFree 8

His dad probably has a great sense of humor.. Me and my dad do stuff like this all the time for the fun of it!

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mFUNdo21 17

I can imagine it. my mom has said far worse

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romanrox909 7

your dad sucks. He should like you 100% of the time. :s

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allie2590 31

First comment is a lose/lose situation. You comment "first!!" and come in second and you look like a tard. You comment "first!!" and are actually first and you still look like a tard.

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nix1993 41

... Edit the comment all you like, still a dick.

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allie2590 31

Tell him that's the same reason why you don't have any pictures of him.

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nix1993 41

"Oh, I thought you were reminding yourself of of the time when you were still smarter than me"

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caohm 18

favorite comment today *nods sagely*

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BradTheBrony 19

Apply cold water to the burned area

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caohm 18

you do not live for his approval you live to find your own path and be yourself.

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PenguinBitch 43

Wait for it......"But now that I LOVE you, I have a shrine to adore you my child."

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chaosincarnate 8

As my parents say: "We have to love you, but there's nothing that says we have to like you." And plus, creepy much? OP: sucks to be you. Try to be more likeable then.

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perdix 29

I hope you are a snotty teenager -- you can get over that phase. If you are an adult you are either screwed or you need intense therapy to become likable again.

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ineedalogin 19

I don't think the problem is op not being "likable", it's op's douche bag father

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perdix 29

Neither of us know who the douchebag in the story is. It could be both the OP and the dad!

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

you'll always be daddy little girl

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Or daddy's little boy.. Well god damn, that just sounds a bit weird doesn't it?

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