Baller move

By took it - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Syracuse

Today, while playing a big basketball game, I had to run urgently to the bathroom because of a really hard diarrhea. I took the ball. FML
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IloveToLaugh143 21

Also, the ball went out of bowels. I mean bounds.

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IloveToLaugh143 21

Also, the ball went out of bowels. I mean bounds.

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Sports_guy3 28

[Whistle!!![¡] And the foul is traveling... all the way to the restroom.

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Wizardo 33

Travelling all the way to the bowl and OP scores a slam dunk full of relief...

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Pleonasm 35

Hovering above the toilet seat is a two pointer, from across the stall is a three pointer. Let's hope it was nothing but net.

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buttcramp 21

#1, hilarious! OP, did someone follow you in to get the ball? or did they just get a new one? I'm sorry this happened to you OP, but we've all had digestive issues at some point and this is super funny.

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I can only imagine the trouble that OP went through upon returning. So sorry OP

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sonnyrosa 32

I guess it's better than dribbling all over the court.

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alexlam24 3

Lay up those toilet papers. Yes horrible pun.

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tiptoppc 19

The worst foul is what he left TRAILING to the bathroom.

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jgwyh 18

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scooterdude720 19

I think this is the only comment on here that everyone hates. Prepare for a ton of downvotes.

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MidnaLink 33

Stop saying those four godawful words!

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FangirlingAlways 14

Would you rather people say "What a crappy situation" ?

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MidnaLink 33

Let me try this: Those four words should never be in the same sentence.

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THExistentialist 13

no, I'd rather people stop with that shitty pun altogether.

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MidnaLink 33

tacojauns, that's still the same 4 words in the same sentence, just rearranged.

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Selvyys 4

Why must a poop joke come up everytime someone talks about a poop experience they've had!

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amerw32 9

Thank you for stating the reason it's on an app called FML

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Das_is_gud 11

They should make a button for that…oh wait

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iSnipeFatPeople 18

Traveling, all the way to the restroom.

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scooterdude720 19

At least you didn't go all over the floor.

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WCARlover 34

Oh my goodness I'm so sorry you had to deal with that. You really were the star of the show for that game :p

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aisg 14

I'm sorry OP, but you're probably never gonna hear the end of this.

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perdix 29

I hope you were "traveling" fast enough to not "double-dribble" on the court, otherwise they'd be "charging" you for cleaning up the mess.

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