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But didn't it feel great?
What rhymes with PUMPing gas? HUMPing.. gas...? No? Let it go? Ok.
More like. "Humping ass" lol
no
Whoa buddy, calm down :p
it was simply, one hell of a pump
Speaking about buddy-- I have that "Gas buddy" app. I no longer waste gas and time driving all over town looking for the bigger bargain. Prices are all listed by zip codes.
Sorry op, just takes time to find that special someone. Hope it gets better!
It's okay man, gas stations turn me on all the time.
That gas guzzling hummer being filled to the brim with liquid petroleum by that deep pumping action... Enough to rev anyone's engines.
You turn gas stations on, too.
It turns the car on too, just don't let it go too fast though or it'll blow its engine and that's a tough mess to clean up.
An erection is like the theory of relativity. The more you think about it, the harder it gets.
I always thought of erections as happiness antennas :D.
Actually, Relativity is pretty simple, if you don't look at the math behind it. String Theory, however, is another story, entirely.
There are worse things to get turned on by. And spontaneous erections are quite common, especially if you're young.
Wait, your telling me that's not normal??? D:
Seems perfectly normal...
Nowadays cheap gas prices turn me on too lol
#39 in the UK we pay around £1.30 a litre. Google tells me that's $8.24 a gallon
For me its when they give me an extra cookie at subway. It used to be that a hot girl used to serve every time I went in at lunch, and as a regular she got to know me. Then all of a sudden my friend turned up there as 'trainee' and has been serving me ever since. The erection never went away. I think I've been pavloved.
Well, then gas prices in Brazil have the same erection-effect as a fat, old man giving you a lap dance wearing a thong... so sad
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But didn't it feel great?
Whoa buddy, calm down :p