Miscellaneous: Today, I realized how boring and sexually deprived my life is...

By the long distance guy - 08/04/2014 07:56 - United States - Waterbury

Today, I realized how boring and sexually deprived my life is when I found a gas station ten cents cheaper than the one I usually use. It gave me both an asthma attack and an erection, simultaneously. FML

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By maarkblack - 22/05/2013 14:51 - United States

Today, I awoke from a dream that I'd found an Arco gas station that had regular gas for $3.38. I actually went looking for it. FML

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By WhoopteeDooDoo - 12/10/2011 22:47 - United States

Today, I pulled into the gas station to fill up only to realize I had forgot my wallet. By the time I went home, got it, and came back, the price had gone up eleven cents. FML

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By Damn_her - 05/03/2009 00:04 - Canada

Today, my wife and I were driving to the gas station, she let me out before she pulled up to the pumps because I had to buy some things from the store. I returned to see my wife proudly filling the tank. Smiling, she told me that diesel was cheaper than regular gas. We don't own a diesel car. FML

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By ChevRooon - 27/01/2012 04:46 - United States

Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML

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You deserved it 39 032

By casey - 25/03/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was sitting at home when I remembered that I desperately needed gas for my car. On my way there, I prayed that my car would make it the whole way, and was thankful when I pulled up to the pump, because I knew my car wouldn't go any further. Then I realized I left my wallet at my house. FML

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By GodMemory_AbsentMind - 21/03/2017 18:00

Today, when paying for gas, I realized I'd forgotten my wallet back home. After a moment of panic, I managed to remember my card number. I paid, blowing the cute cashier's mind, and drove away, before my car started sputtering and slowed to a crawl. I'd used the wrong fuel. FML

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By izziegrl - 24/09/2012 18:21 - Mexico - Naucalpan

Today, I realized that I spend more money on gas to go to my job than what I get paid. FML

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By AbsentMindedGal - 21/12/2013 09:07 - United States

Today, I stopped at the gas station to fill up my tank and get some snacks. I paid the cashier, then got back into my car, totally forgetting to pump the $50 worth of fuel I'd just prepaid for. Too bad I didn't realize until my car came to a sputtering stop about a mile down the road. FML

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By forever damaged - 21/12/2015 04:24 - United States - Wallkill

Today, while I was working at a gas station, a man came up to the register with his zipper undone and his penis hanging out in full view. I had to awkwardly hand him his change while trying not to look or make eye contact. FML

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Another fine mess

By MikeMoosey - 30/12/2008 18:00 - United States

Today, while pumping gas, I stopped to think about what a failure my life is, and how badly I've treated people in my past. While deep in thought, I accidentally pulled the gas pump out too far and covered myself with gasoline. FML

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JandTaco 13

Tuesday 8 April 2014 18:50

But didn't it feel great?

Zelphoric 25

Tuesday 8 April 2014 18:50

Whoa buddy, calm down :p

Comments

DevilsMetsGiants 30

Tuesday 8 April 2014 19:34

Well that escalated quickly

martin8337 35

Tuesday 8 April 2014 19:39

Until you meet someone, a hooker will have to do.

invadermaythe1st 35

Tuesday 8 April 2014 19:45

This is my new favourite fml.

Raging_hamster 5

Tuesday 8 April 2014 19:45

Who hell cares about sex.. I can go the rest of my life without it.

hippo1234 19

Tuesday 8 April 2014 20:18

People who aren't asexual? People who want children the original way? People who have a good sexual partner? A lot of people care about sex.

INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

Tuesday 8 April 2014 20:47

maybe your doing it wrong ....

erichsalvesen 13

Tuesday 8 April 2014 19:48

If you're into dudes, I can help with part of your issue!

bazookajoey 27

Tuesday 8 April 2014 20:01

That's hot.

Mauskau 35

Tuesday 8 April 2014 20:20

I do get quite excited when I see cheap diesel prices, mind you. Especially when I need to fill up as I fill the entire tank at a time. It can be a difference between £75 and £80 sometimes..