Miscellaneous: Today, I realized how boring and sexually deprived my life is...

By the long distance guy - 08/04/2014 07:56 - United States - Waterbury

Today, I realized how boring and sexually deprived my life is when I found a gas station ten cents cheaper than the one I usually use. It gave me both an asthma attack and an erection, simultaneously. FML

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By maarkblack - 22/05/2013 14:51 - United States

Today, I awoke from a dream that I'd found an Arco gas station that had regular gas for $3.38. I actually went looking for it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 231

You deserved it 10 836

By WhoopteeDooDoo - 12/10/2011 22:47 - United States

Today, I pulled into the gas station to fill up only to realize I had forgot my wallet. By the time I went home, got it, and came back, the price had gone up eleven cents. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 308

You deserved it 4 975

By Damn_her - 05/03/2009 00:04 - Canada

Today, my wife and I were driving to the gas station, she let me out before she pulled up to the pumps because I had to buy some things from the store. I returned to see my wife proudly filling the tank. Smiling, she told me that diesel was cheaper than regular gas. We don't own a diesel car. FML

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You deserved it 8 781

By ChevRooon - 27/01/2012 04:46 - United States

Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML

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You deserved it 39 032

By casey - 25/03/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was sitting at home when I remembered that I desperately needed gas for my car. On my way there, I prayed that my car would make it the whole way, and was thankful when I pulled up to the pump, because I knew my car wouldn't go any further. Then I realized I left my wallet at my house. FML

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You deserved it 26 457

By GodMemory_AbsentMind - 21/03/2017 18:00

Today, when paying for gas, I realized I'd forgotten my wallet back home. After a moment of panic, I managed to remember my card number. I paid, blowing the cute cashier's mind, and drove away, before my car started sputtering and slowed to a crawl. I'd used the wrong fuel. FML

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You deserved it 5 087

By izziegrl - 24/09/2012 18:21 - Mexico - Naucalpan

Today, I realized that I spend more money on gas to go to my job than what I get paid. FML

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You deserved it 3 626

By AbsentMindedGal - 21/12/2013 09:07 - United States

Today, I stopped at the gas station to fill up my tank and get some snacks. I paid the cashier, then got back into my car, totally forgetting to pump the $50 worth of fuel I'd just prepaid for. Too bad I didn't realize until my car came to a sputtering stop about a mile down the road. FML

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You deserved it 22 647

By forever damaged - 21/12/2015 04:24 - United States - Wallkill

Today, while I was working at a gas station, a man came up to the register with his zipper undone and his penis hanging out in full view. I had to awkwardly hand him his change while trying not to look or make eye contact. FML

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You deserved it 1 652

Another fine mess

By MikeMoosey - 30/12/2008 18:00 - United States

Today, while pumping gas, I stopped to think about what a failure my life is, and how badly I've treated people in my past. While deep in thought, I accidentally pulled the gas pump out too far and covered myself with gasoline. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 548

You deserved it 25 444

JandTaco 13

Tuesday 8 April 2014 18:50

But didn't it feel great?

Zelphoric 25

Tuesday 8 April 2014 18:50

Whoa buddy, calm down :p

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pratikp03 22

Tuesday 8 April 2014 18:58

What, the gas price are rise. Can't help but get excited

Mynamewontfi 40

Tuesday 8 April 2014 18:58

With the gasprices these days, I'm not surprised at your reaction, OP.

mudslut712 15

Tuesday 8 April 2014 19:00

what the actual ****

littlekellilee 45

Tuesday 8 April 2014 21:07

I vote that people stop saying this. There are no fake ***** in this regard. And it's overused.

17nate 9

Tuesday 8 April 2014 22:02

#40, how about "What the other ****"?

vlalam 24

Tuesday 8 April 2014 19:03

Atleast u got some action... Lol.... Jk, things will change for better with time... Hang in there buddy

xXLotSoJelloXx 7

Tuesday 8 April 2014 19:12

Uuuhhhhh....hmmmm so was it an eye opener??

sdroze1389 31

Tuesday 8 April 2014 19:13

affordable gas has the effect of Spanish fly on viagra for most people, that honestly sounds better than what I did last weekend.

Rajni_dev 12

Tuesday 8 April 2014 19:17

You'll find someone in due time OP :)

BootheGhost 6

Wednesday 9 April 2014 18:32

I don't understand why this is downvoted...

Dslayr 4

Tuesday 8 April 2014 19:19

10 cents? Would get me aroused

Spyingcheeseman 8

Tuesday 8 April 2014 19:25

Dat Gas tho

WizzleMan17 11

Tuesday 8 April 2014 19:30

Dimes always give me an erection too

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Today, I was working in the yard and took off my shirt. My neighbor yelled, "Nice tits!" I'm a dude. FML

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So, what's gonna happen next?

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Same thing different taste

Another fine mess

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