By Anonymous - 08/04/2014 16:07 - Italy - Vigodarzere

Today, after months of being on anti-depression medication and feeling very little emotionally, I finally felt some joy. Sadly it was from completely crushing my husband in an argument he started, where he claimed ketchup is a vegetable. FML
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augiedd 12

Any little victory helps

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Welshite 39

Don't listen to the lies they feed you. Ketchup is a vegetable and mustard is a fruit!

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augiedd 12

Any little victory helps

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iBanana 17

You can never win an argument with a woman. Ever.

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Zelphoric 25

Now where can I buy a ketchup tree?? I want one in my backyard immediately!

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the_truth_lives 9

No Patrick horseradish isn't an instrument either.

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Shade1982 20

@37: That would make it a fruit technically :p.

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BMTHsuperfan 18

technically ketchup is a fruit paste then?

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jonfrenzy 10

But ketchup is tomato and tomato is vegetable

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Karfrin123 10

Tomatoes are fruits, they have seeds inside

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DarkJediLove 19

Enjoy the little things OP!

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thefastnfuryass 14

It's another win for the all powerful veggies!

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Welshite 39

Don't listen to the lies they feed you. Ketchup is a vegetable and mustard is a fruit!

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lengi123 18

WHEN WILL YOU PEOPLE LEARN?! KETCHUP IS A PROTIST!

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Likian5 26

If tomatoes are a fruit, that makes ketchup a smoothie

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breeaannuuhh 14

Well, tomatoes are a fruit, so doesn't that make ketchup a smoothie?

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VinnyV 3

where does mustard come from???

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dannnngthatsux 19

you like vinegar in your smoothies?

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aquapearl736 16

Actually, mustard is dairy and ketchup comes from paper byproducts. I can confirm this as I am a nutritionist with a PHD in Dietary Science.

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thespiantess 18

Since tomatoes are now considered fruit, I guess ketchup would be fruit juice.

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Dojan 16

Botanically tomatoes have always been fruits...

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Nyarlothatep 12

Actually, I think it'd be closer to a smoothie...

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IloveToLaugh143 21

No, not a smoothie. More like tomato jelly or jam.

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sunshineb81 16

Yeah, ketchup and fries. An all veggie meal. Must be healthy, right? Lol.

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LatvianPride 16

I eat fries with ketchup. And fries are from potatoes, ketchup is from tomatoes. So technically I am eating potatoes and tomatoes..

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arandomusernameaa 20

And CELERY!!! (ketchup has celery in it)

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AngelSpit 18

No, not technically. You ARE eating potatoes and tomatoes. (just because a steak is cut out of the cow doesn't mean I'm not eating beef)

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