By toilet_trouble - 19/04/2014 07:44 - United States

Today, after living in my apartment for nearly a year, I heard my neighbor having a violent toilet session. Now I realize he's always been able to hear the wrath of my bowels too. We wave at each other every day. FML
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toilet_trouble tells us more.

toilet_trouble 5

Hi. Some of your comments really made me laugh! So, it surprised me I heard him because I've never heard anything other than a vacuum or water in the pipes. This just made me aware he can probably hear a lot more than I previously thought.. Luckily I don't have loud bathroom trips often. I definitely regretted the super loud fart I ripped about 5 minutes prior to hearing him though. :p Anyway, neighbor acts cool so all is well!

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jigglypuff34 16

If he hasn't said anything, he probably doesn't give a shit. If you're still concerned play some music while you release your fury.

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Timerider_fml 7

It's a bit weird to hear that of a toilet paper ^^

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EverestMelting 23

Ahh you took my idea 17! But seriously OP. Battleships will bring you two closer!

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vipirius 18

35. 2010 called, they want their joke back.

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AHopelessDeath 12

seems as if they already have gotten to know eachother...in a way...of sorts........

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klovemachine 24

That didn't take long :O

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noobienick 19

I looked in the comments just to see how soon it would be until somebody says that.

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ryanthecheeseguy 18

After 175 visits you should know that even though there are no FMLs that there are some taboo comments (yours).

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jigglypuff34 16

If he hasn't said anything, he probably doesn't give a shit. If you're still concerned play some music while you release your fury.

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hulopro 16

Preferably classical music so you can have the most elegant shit ever.

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Pleonasm 35

What if today was him giving a shit? A really big, violent shit?

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lambda_fml 40

People like you give metal a bad name :-(

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euphoricness 28

Metal gives itself a bad name

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boxbrandon11 20

Atleast he hasn't said anything about it, that would be awkward

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feven 32

If OP just found out about this, maybe the neighbor hasn't figured out how thin the walls are yet either.

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darlingdollie 24

I feel you, OP. The walls around mine and the other apartments are so thin that I can hear when someone pees. Just pretend it doesn't happen. :)

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cryssycakesx3 22

nothing like hearing "ahhhh" after a good piss. my neighbor has an 18 month old whose favorite hobby is yelling as if someone is murdering him at 5am

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larrena2377 26

My neighbors like to enjoy each other very loudly every night..

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stvn2 8

Don't worry about it. It happens to both of you so it shouldn't have to be awkward

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zandalee 19

Exactly. You guys have shit in common. You would probably get along well! :-)

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oddities 20

At least he's nonjudgemental about it. That's a bright side. I guess.

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oddities 20

#33, what? How is that related to my comment? What does "uvu" even mean?

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larrena2377 26

#63, I think they're saying the neighbor is non judgmental because indeed everyone does poop and if you were to judge someone for it, you would have to judge yourself also. As for the "uvu" part, I'm clueless.

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oddities 20

#78, I know. I just wanted to see how they would justify that since they didn't make the connection in the actual comment so it seems a little out of context. "Uvu" though … To Urban Dictionary.

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d0rkstrider 1

'uvu' is an emoticon, resembling a happy bird. My friends and I use it quite a lot.

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xXToxicPenguinXx 12

always remember it could be worse

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hulopro 16

Well then, you two can become bathroom buddies. And talk about your bathroom stories. Seriously though he probably doesn't give a crap about your bowel movement. It's only natural. He won't judge you and you shouldn't judge him.

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