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well thats.... unfortunate
#1 Well you don't say? I wonder why he put this on FML
Your being challenged OP. Life wanted to test you. You passed the test. Put a smile on your face, and roll on. Life will tear you again, so you smile and beat the challenge again. These small victories matter. They're a step before your bigger ones, and the happiness you WILL have. :)
What's with all the happiness and light shit? Maybe OP is a monumental ****-up whose only purpose is to serve as a future warning to younger generations of what not to be. Stop feeling sorry for yourself dude, it's a rough world out there with no room for more pansies.
The same lettuce you ordered on Amazon?
Guys at least make your comment relevant to what you're replying to, we are all guilty of wanting our comment at the top, but cut the blatancy.
Damn salads these days trying to kill people
They only act out in self defense!
I laughed way too hard at this
Maybe OP wrote this beyond the grave :O
That's why nobody eats salads!
I eat salad all the time! Not a lot of lettuce in it, but lots of tomato and cheese! And big croutons! Actually one big crouton...with tomato on it...okay fine its pizza!
how even?
even how?
I choked on spinach....before you judge it was a fairly long piece of spinach and it was covered in sauce :|
Shouldn't have bought lettuce from Amazon.
Icebergs can be very dangerous.
Romaine calm, OP. You'll get through this.
Lettuce discuss your problems OP. Edit: Crap sorry after looking down further I noticed someone less made the same pun :/
Grr typos everywhere... last time I post at night
Pfft and it isn't even Monday..
True, but it is "pre-Monday".
Pre-monday.. still gets you pregnant with the hate of monday.
this is why i dont eat vegetables
This is why I don't eat salad..
Because it makes you choke? So your diet consists of...baby food?
Because there is only salad and baby food. My favorite baby food is a cheese burger.
Also... You can choke on baby food if you try hard enough.
Lettuce know how you are doing !
I agree, you can't just leave us with the tip of the iceberg!
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Damn salads these days trying to kill people
Icebergs can be very dangerous.