By failureatlife - 27/04/2014 19:16 - United States - Ponchatoula

Today, after beating myself up for being useless and not being able to do anything right, I managed to choke almost to the point of blacking out, on a piece of lettuce. FML
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Same thing different taste

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WhatsOpTic 11

Damn salads these days trying to kill people

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Fmlsea 28

And they say salads are good for you.

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chill99 15

Next time, make like a train and chew, chew, chew!

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banana1290 3

An iceberg sank the Titanic, icebergs have been killing people a lot longer then you've been around. Chin up.

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Jaevwyn 17

Was it ordered from amazon? :P (Reference to another recent fml)

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seninaa 27

At least you managed to get an F posted!

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pinknicki87 5

The same thing happened to me at a fancy restaurant with my in-laws, except it was a sesame seed. Major fail

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