By failureatlife - 27/04/2014 19:16 - United States - Ponchatoula

Today, after beating myself up for being useless and not being able to do anything right, I managed to choke almost to the point of blacking out, on a piece of lettuce. FML
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WhatsOpTic 11

Damn salads these days trying to kill people

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menoseloso 13

Self-fulfilling prophecy, perhaps?

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Gityerchicken 12

Better than choking on a Big Mac. At least you're healthy!

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glabberfasted 16

Your "poor me" attitude is your first problem. You do all of this to yourself by being so negative. Fix the way you speak to yourself, and your life will be a lot better.

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WeskersSexslave 15

Water or more food could have possibly saved your life.

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worldclassrager 39

I bet you're fine you'll find something to make that statement wrong

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bombielol 20

I bet youre awesome, and are useful for something, dont think that way about yourself op nobody is useless :)

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bombielol 20

you would be thinking of dick you bop

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xebi 4

OP, whoever you are, the best advice I can give you is: Be nice to yourself. You deserve it as much as anyone else.

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ChelzTheWolfGirl 29

I'm sorry, but this was too funny Op. Glad you lived !

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Z3R0G5 23

Was the lettuce ordered from Amazon?

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