By joe rogan fucking sucks, dude - 27/04/2014 20:51 - Australia - Warwick

Today, my girlfriend informed me that during the night, I shot up in bed and whimpered tearfully, "I don't have anything for the fancy-dress!" She also decided to share this with all our friends. I'm never going to live this down. FML
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gjikvtj 18

Go work on some cars and drink beer and do some sports stuff, regain some manliness Then buy the nicest pink dress at Dress Barn

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OysterPearls 33

Don't get your bloomers in a bunch OP, they'll forget all about it in time.

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ZackCraft11 15

Why does that smile creep me out so much... It looks like it's staring into my soul :>

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OysterPearls 33

A little ironic, considering your profile picture, don't you think?

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jman26 11

It could've been worse

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Roskosity 22

Right. At least you didn't sleep dress yourself too... Then you'd have picture evidence.

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wondercat40 28

My friend spent the night once, and she was a sleep talker AND walker. In the middle of the night, she sleep-beaten my other friend with a teddy bear, muttering, "Get away, Doll Demon. Bad Doll!" She had NO clue that happened.

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Freethaawave 19

According to my family & bf I ask a lot questions in my sleep.

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incoherentrmblr 21

#30 in her sleep: "What's the meaning of life?..."

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kingdomgirl94 29

I used to walk and talk in my sleep too. My fad cites the time I came downstairs, told him my brother stole my Digimon cards and then walked right back up the stairs. Guess I should be thankful that my dad isn't as easily spooked as me.

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kendall123232 3

My little cousin (like 7 at the time) managed to sleep walk outside and get himself locked out. When he woke up it was cold, but he had enough sense to sleep in his moms unlocked car. My Aunt said she was never so scared in her life and now puts chairs in front of their doors at night. I suggested he wear a bell

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hashshim 23

I often sleep text. I actually got a friend of mine really mad by texting her in my sleep and calling her names (most of which don't actually exist).

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sweetprettykitty 10

Yes it could have been worse OP. I sometimes punch in my sleep so my bf stays on the far side of the bed lol I don't think your gf would've been too happy over that one Lol.

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nightbirdblue 27

I've shaken my friend awake, went on a rant about some chocolate cereal (shaking her again if I thought she fell asleep), and then demanded that she bring me some of that cereal in my sleep. The only way my friend managed to get me to get me to calm down was to act like she was going to go get it for me. She was not pleased as it took her a half hour at around 4 in the morning to figure out that pretending was the way to get me to leave her alone so she could go back to sleep. I don't remember any of this.

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gjikvtj 18

Go work on some cars and drink beer and do some sports stuff, regain some manliness Then buy the nicest pink dress at Dress Barn

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Mauskau 35

The spot on your profile picture tricked me and I tried to clean my screen :(

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sweetestbitcheva 14

Same here!

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wildcats909 9

Tim Gunn would be so proud.

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ELoni_fml 25

Next time she'll do something embarrassing make sure you have a videocamera, it's good for a great bargaining position =P

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Uglyfeet 23

Sleeptalking. It sucks, I know well

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Bobalaba 8

He could redeem himself by saying the dress was for her, haha. ;P

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