By joe rogan fucking sucks, dude - 27/04/2014 20:51 - Australia - Warwick

Today, my girlfriend informed me that during the night, I shot up in bed and whimpered tearfully, "I don't have anything for the fancy-dress!" She also decided to share this with all our friends. I'm never going to live this down. FML
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gjikvtj 18

Go work on some cars and drink beer and do some sports stuff, regain some manliness Then buy the nicest pink dress at Dress Barn

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Jaevwyn 17

When you say you shot up i hope you mean you woke up and not actually shooting up in which case ydi

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kalbrek009 20

Hope you meant "sat up", "shooting up" would be awful

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Omniprism 14

I'd be pissed that she told about my privacy. Turn about is fair play. Good luck.

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kl08 12

honest is the best policy if u do it again.

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darkfireflame 15

That's a better "talking in your sleep" situation than saying something that could be construed as a confession of cheating her.

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Ariaskye 17

Shoes! You can't go wrong with shoes for fancy dresses. :P

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EvaTheAwsm 8

That's better than shouting "THATS A NICE BUTT" in your sleep :/

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Sia_Will 13

And now you let the rest of the world know too... lol

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