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You know what OP? Just go with it. Be the most stylish man out there. Work it!:p
My mum has a video recording from when I was young of me flailing and crying around like a ghoul is eating me and when we wakes me up to ask what's wrong, I soulfully whisper; "I ran out of icecream" and passed back out again. Played on my 13th, 16th, 18th AND 21st birthdays .....
I know if I sleep talked in my dreams my family would think of me a whole lot different. My friends continuously die in my dreams :/ I'm sorry, OP!
That moment I read it as "I shot up in bed" Then I assumed as he was on cloud nine he whimpered that fml.
Ouch, sorry OP
Then you had the staff at a restaurant song happy birthday and your gf had a severe anxiety attack?
#33 Wrong FML friend...
35 - It was a poor attempt at a reference to another FML. It doesn't really make sense or apply here, though.
Joe Rogan is awesome! **** you and your stupid username
Put a bow tie around your neck when you go to bed. The next time that happens, you can wake up, say "wait, yes I do" and then go right back to sleep! Nothing's fancier than a bow tie, my friend!
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They're there, princess: >
Go work on some cars and drink beer and do some sports stuff, regain some manliness Then buy the nicest pink dress at Dress Barn