By joe rogan fucking sucks, dude - 27/04/2014 20:51 - Australia - Warwick

Today, my girlfriend informed me that during the night, I shot up in bed and whimpered tearfully, "I don't have anything for the fancy-dress!" She also decided to share this with all our friends. I'm never going to live this down. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 140
You deserved it 5 095

Same thing different taste

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gjikvtj 18

Go work on some cars and drink beer and do some sports stuff, regain some manliness Then buy the nicest pink dress at Dress Barn

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You know what OP? Just go with it. Be the most stylish man out there. Work it!:p

My mum has a video recording from when I was young of me flailing and crying around like a ghoul is eating me and when we wakes me up to ask what's wrong, I soulfully whisper; "I ran out of icecream" and passed back out again. Played on my 13th, 16th, 18th AND 21st birthdays .....

I know if I sleep talked in my dreams my family would think of me a whole lot different. My friends continuously die in my dreams :/ I'm sorry, OP!

That moment I read it as "I shot up in bed" Then I assumed as he was on cloud nine he whimpered that fml.

olpally 32

******* hilarious! Lol. Worse things in bed could've been said, this is just funny! :D

Then you had the staff at a restaurant song happy birthday and your gf had a severe anxiety attack?

35 - It was a poor attempt at a reference to another FML. It doesn't really make sense or apply here, though.

10showgirl 16

Joe Rogan is awesome! **** you and your stupid username

Put a bow tie around your neck when you go to bed. The next time that happens, you can wake up, say "wait, yes I do" and then go right back to sleep! Nothing's fancier than a bow tie, my friend!