By Jarool - 12/05/2014 19:41 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, my wife got all excited when she saw the elevator we were in had a feature to make it go sideways. I didn't have the heart to tell her they were the buttons to open and close the door. FML
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GAOStarr 15

Was it Willy Wonka's glass elevator?

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Lebeaugars95 20

at least her IQ just got elevated

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Stazza11 27

#24 I think she has her ups and downs.

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Marcella1016 31

My first thought: Wow, your wife is a dumbass. Then I realized I thought the elevator actually went sideways until I finished reading the FML. I guess we all have our moments lol

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sweetbliss3 37

right. im just curious on how old is she, and why has she never been in an elevator before. and if she has been in one before, why she thinks this. oh well, we all have our moments.

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incoherentrmblr 21

#47: Don't you mean in's and out's?...

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jazzy_123 20

I don't know but I thought that was kind of cute Lol we all make simple mistakes so we don't actually know if OPs wife had a brain fart moment or if maybe she does have a "low IQ"

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Lacalema 21

#47 & #89 Could be ups and downs, or ins and outs. I keep going from side to side on it.

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babyvi 6

That would be coool :)

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Demig0d6 14

Is ur wife blonde?

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Quackadoodledoo 13

You do realise your comment is aimed at #2? Maybe the interface of this app is too complicated for you.

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onlychildFTW 33

Turbolift!!! Those would be very cool to have.

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warsun 27

#37 wanted his comment to be seen

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communisttaco 16

They have elevators that do that. There's one in the Missouri capital building. It requires a key that, but still, it exists

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GAOStarr 15

Was it Willy Wonka's glass elevator?

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badluckalex 23

the fml community is so wierd... why downvote 18 and upvote 26

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ktmla 14

#49 just saved #18 from being down voted

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alicat13 12

I wanted to write this comment... beaten to it :-)

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Redoxx_fml 22

68-A fate worse than death

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AviKerensky 17

It's a Wonkavator!

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cryssycakesx3 22

vertical floors?

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Wiringify 22

Diagonal floors?

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cryssycakesx3 22

I'm aware of my major fail. I deserve to be tarred and feathered.

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billiejoeinabox 7

Actually, I confuse those two a lot too. And it's for damn sure I'm not the only one.

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Enslaved 36

Thinking about an ocean's horizon helps me remember which way is horizontal. Plus I like to Mambo.

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incoherentrmblr 21

I prefer a carpet floor, especially during cold months...

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SarahSehhati 40

I remember it as w(h)ores lay on their back lol

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SwordSlayer99 11

How could she get the two mixed up?

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silvercamaro 22

Maybe she's never been on an elevator, or she was drunk.....or maybe she's just an idiot?

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SnowFangedBeauty 19

I'm sorry, she wasn't aware of that before? I'm pretty sure it's not a new concept...

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mattjamt 16

They might live in a rural area. I do, and the only times I ever actually use an elevator is when I'm in the hospital, or visiting NYC. Don't think I've ever seen one outside of those 2 places.

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A07 48

It would'nt happen to be her first time in an elevator, would it?

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myind_yabiness 13

What did she think the bell button was? Coffee hour?

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LexiDaBae 17

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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baxeh 29

Day 675: Some people still haven't realised that posting their comments number will only make the rest of us want to slap them in the face with a brick. Seriously though, it's nothing but annoying.

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