By Face fucking palm - 23/07/2014 03:36 - United States - Albany

Today, I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice, so once at the counter, I accidentally said quite loudly, "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML
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halcyon93 16

I bet whoever was working at the time got a bit of a shock then...

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llamarrama01 21

You know what they say. People like grapes.

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halcyon93 16

I bet whoever was working at the time got a bit of a shock then...

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uglyheadedbitch 20

Today, some guy came to the counter of the bookstore I work at and screamed, "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML

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desoxyn242 14

Next time OP shouldn't gRAPE them with his wrathful volume

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FlubbaBubba 12

I know it was really bad, but there's no need to wine about it 63.

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llamarrama01 21

You know what they say. People like grapes.

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Roskie 16

Yeah, everybody likes grapes, ****.

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MrPottsWithTwoTs 13

Man, these people not getting RT references.

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llamarrama01 21

Thank you! I was waiting for someone to understand.

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Red_Ninja_20 5

Don't worry, I got you too!

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islandstyle808 3

People like crepes too

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llamarrama01 21

RoosterTeeth. It's a comedy gaming channel on youtube

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TataAndAlizia 6

It's upsetting that some people don't get it, but eh. Oh well xD I appreciate it.

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lmelendez 7

Better then accidentally saying angry rapes...

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jkmartinjk 16

Should we make a list of things it's better than saying? -.-

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PotterHead_DH 26

I die a little bit inside every time someone writes "then" instead of "than".

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MisterEx 28

#64 - Your life bar must be over 9000 thAn.

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Llama_Face89 33

Congrats on being mistaken for a crazy person! It's got it's downsides but people tend to respect your privacy more so you've got that going for you.

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panicsdisaster 17

Good thing you controlled your words though!

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UmmOkThen 31

One, why would you say "angry grapes"? Two, other than looking a little eccentric that's not really an FML moment. Third and finally, learning how to control your volume is something that should happen when you are a child.

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chinaski7628 32

Your brain works faster than your mouth, so malapropisms happen, at least to me, all the time. I also have volume control issues occasionally-- I'll unintentionally use my teacher voice instead of my quiet, friendly voice. My brain can be a real bastard sometimes when it chooses my words and voice volume. Maybe not as FML as some other FMLs, but still embarrassing. And funny.

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gabbywalliscool 5

I have that to People constantly tell me to hush and I don't even feel like I'm behind loud and when I think I'm quiet people just hear me pretty much uell

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cryssycakesx3 22

I always get "why are you yelling??" "I'm not... :"

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CurlyQute 17

Wish I was there... That would have made my day!

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Aero_x 21

That's so funny! it is actually very cute, too.

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cakefete2 30

On another note, the weather man was wrong. He said clear skies all day, but it looks like quite the thunderstorm is brewing.

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