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Masterchef

By sarah4241 - 26/07/2015 21:04 - United Kingdom - Belfast

Today, I was making some scrambled eggs. I had the eggs in a pan, stirring for about ten minutes, before I realised that the eggs were cooking very slow. I tried to figure out what was wrong for another few minutes before my grandma pointed out to me that the oven wasn't turned on. FML

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By non-baker - 18/03/2015 02:12 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I baked a cake for when my mum came home. I did everything I needed to do and put it in the oven, set the timer and went to do some things around the house. When my mum came home, she asked why there was a uncooked cake mix sitting in the oven. I forgot to turn the oven on. FML

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By steven - 24/01/2013 05:16 - United States - Orinda

Today, I took an IQ test and ended up scoring above average. Feeling good about myself, I decided to bake some cookies. After 30 minutes of them not doing anything in the oven, I realized I forgot to turn the oven on. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2014 10:01 - United Kingdom - Great Malvern

Today, I watched my brother attempt to cook some eggs without turning the gas on. FML

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I'm so tired

By Raven - 18/10/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I was so tired at work that I stared at the microwave waiting for my food. It was a full minute before I realized I'd never actually turned it on after I'd put the food in it. FML

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By Kendal - 23/08/2011 18:18 - Canada

Today, I was baking cookies. I stared at them for 15 minutes and finally asked my dad, "Why are these taking so long?" He looked up at the oven and replied, "It might help if you turn the oven on." FML

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By Laura - 11/03/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the pan to heat up so I could make myself scrambled eggs. Just then, my mom runs up to me, cracks an egg open on my head, and runs away laughing. I only had one other egg. FML

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No yolk

By eggonmiface - 01/07/2018 15:00

Today, I made scrambled eggs. Returning the rest of the carton, I tripped and spilled 10 raw eggs all over the inside of the fridge. The same fridge I spent 2 hours cleaning and scrubbing every drawer and shelf of yesterday. FML

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Breakfast time!

By shit flavored eggs - 09/03/2021 00:30

Today, I decided to make an almighty breakfast of fried eggs and bacon. I couldn't find anything to flip the eggs with so I used a red spatula that my sister handed me. As I was finishing a delicious fry up, my mom came downstairs and asked me why the cat litter scoop was resting in the frying pan. FML

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By burned - 24/05/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML

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Breakfast of champions

By Ana - 14/05/2023 06:00

Today, my mom had me and my little brother make pancakes for breakfast. I had to let the dog out of the house to go do his business, so I had my little brother wait there and told him not to touch anything. I came back 5 minutes later, and there were cracked eggs in the almost-done batter. FML

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Tyrez 32

Monday 27 July 2015 11:55

Who cooks scrambled eggs in an oven?

5FDPmetalhead 17

Monday 27 July 2015 11:50

Is it safe for you to be cooking anything?

Comments

ASubtleHuman 19

Monday 27 July 2015 11:43

And to think that would be the first place to check!

trollcrusher 17

Monday 27 July 2015 20:07

I would actually check the stove-top burners first... what the heck does the oven have to do with cooking scrambled eggs? Since she was actively stirring them, I'm pretty sure she was trying to cook on a burner, not in the oven. Either I'm an utter dunce and missed some crucial detail, or both OP and her grandma were a bit confused, at least with their terminology.

Sangue0608 26

Monday 27 July 2015 20:44

I was going to say the same thing

savagetitan 13

Monday 27 July 2015 11:43

Maybe you should start with an easy bake oven first.

saba_ajira 29

Monday 27 July 2015 12:10

Savage

MrThump 16

Monday 27 July 2015 11:45

What comes first the chicken or the egg? Or turning the cook top on first?

5FDPmetalhead 17

Monday 27 July 2015 11:50

Is it safe for you to be cooking anything?

Tyrez 32

Monday 27 July 2015 11:55

Who cooks scrambled eggs in an oven?

MrThump 16

Monday 27 July 2015 11:59

I think some people call the cook top 'the oven' more so in the UK I believe??

Jowisee 29

Monday 27 July 2015 12:03

I personally would say the hob, but OP means the gas or electric hob on top of the oven not the oven itself.

Shade1982 20

Monday 27 July 2015 13:07

Ah, thanks, I was asking myself the same question...

jks0308 22

Monday 27 July 2015 16:31

I just call it the stove

BoltTheSuperdog 22

Tuesday 28 July 2015 10:35

I think OP meant the stove range.

gordjess1 19

Monday 27 July 2015 11:55

Wait you obviously have a different cooktop than me. But oven?

rnarshmallow 21

Monday 27 July 2015 11:57

Maybe she'll let you fry again later? Definitely not an eggcelent situation. Cooking isn't all its cracked up to be huh? Yokes on you! You knew these were coming. On a serious note OP. My problem is that I forget to turn it off, undercooked eggs over burnt pan, am I right?