Smooth, real smooth

By sonice - 18/08/2015 03:39 - United States - Duluth

Today, a guy asked me out on Facebook, then called me a conceited bitch when I said no. I don't know, dude; maybe it's just that I already have a boyfriend, that you asked me out on Facebook, and that you posted the same message on 4 other girls' walls as well. FML
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zach205 24

Well you might need to buy a whole gallon of water for how thirsty he is

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zach205 24

Well you might need to buy a whole gallon of water for how thirsty he is

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ILookAtFMLs 13

1 gallon? I think you're being generous.

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stingray112 24

**** your life because you were called a bitch? Welcome to the internet

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Steffi3 40

Doesn't sound like something you should worry yourself about. You're completely right rejecting him

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Radgears47 23

This is the only FML to date I've seen with 0 YDI votes.

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lala150 24

Don't get too excited, there's almost 60 now -.-

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lexiale 10

there are always people who vote YDI just to vote it.

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Jellysweetheart 23

That must be true since now there's 806

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kfchicken 31

people hit YDI by accident all the time and can't undo that's probably it

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olpally 32

What a ******* moron... It must be hard being that ******* stupid. Lol geeze xD

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jjmack34 15

Who still uses Facebook to pick up girls..?

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False_Stupidity 41

Better yet, who EVER used Facebook to pick up?

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UnholyNunberXIV 11

As a male, it embarrasses me to read stories like this. When will they learn that mates are not entitled to us?

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flowergirl907 10

That sucks OP that jerk doesn't deserve you anyways and your current BF prolly loves you

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