By Anonymous - 01/09/2015 04:37 - New Zealand - Albany

Today, I invited an acquaintance over for tea. When he came in, I told him to make himself at home. He took it literally and now half of my pantry is messed up, my boyfriend's chocolate supply is gone, and I'm pretty sure our couch is broken. Thanks. FML
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krazayman 18

why do bad things happen to good people? fyl OP

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Malecent 13

Op could be a horrible person, no offense op.

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mycrazyaddict1 4

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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Redoxx_fml 22

That's not how sarcasm works

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peteto818 28

At first I thought he'll strip like Joe when Monica invited him over for a lemonade.

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GEFStryker 29

Funnily enough, I'm on a Friends bender on Netflix right now. Just saw that episode last week.

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vikky538 28

Wow.. What were you doing the whole time?

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BSnapZ 21

Worth noting, OP is from New Zealand. In NZ we often refer to "dinner" as "tea".

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thatonetribute 31

...and you just sat back and watched?

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Redoxx_fml 22

Nah op leaned back cause the couch was broke.

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Novadi 22

I would hate to see what his actual home looked like.

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