Miscellaneous: Today, my dad decided that campground bathrooms are disgusting...

By ew - 15/09/2015 16:33 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my dad decided that campground bathrooms are disgusting and that on our upcoming camping trip, we'll have to keep a bucket of cat litter in our tent in case we want to go to the bathroom. FML

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By IAmACoolCat - 05/07/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2015 22:17 - United States

Today, even after recovering and being able to walk again, my dad keeps peeing in a bucket by his bed. He sees nothing wrong with this, even though it smells. FML

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Close quarters

By aunty_social - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I took my 5-year-old nephew camping. I was about to take him to the outhouse for a bathroom break when he flung the door of the camper open and shouted at the top of his lungs to the entire campground, "We are going to poop now!" FML

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Extreme measures

By Anonymous - 07/08/2022 06:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML

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SHAME!

By Poowee - 18/09/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML

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Batshit soup

By Anonymous - 22/06/2023 12:00 - United States - St. Petersburg

Today, I was doing laundry and realized that my father had left dirty underwear soaking in a bucket outside for the last two weeks. I informed him that they needed to be thrown out, and they smelled like sewage. It's been over 95 degrees outside lately here. He then yelled and sweared at me. FML

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Nature calls

By Anonymous - 03/10/2019 16:00

Today, I had to use a drop hole toilet while camping. The smell will haunt me for the rest of my life. FML

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By shewhopoopsinlitterboxes - 25/07/2014 15:54 - United States - Downingtown

Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML

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Creature comforts

By Anonymous - 22/10/2023 22:00 - Germany

Today, while my man raves about that one time he went hiking with his brother, without even a sleeping bag, spending the night under piles of dry leaves, now that we are looking for a small camper van, he insists it must have a toilet, kitchen, and indoor shower. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, I learned that if I don't clean out the litter box everyday, my cat will resort to shitting in the laundry basket. FML

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mkmon7 21

Wednesday 16 September 2015 1:06

And that's better....?

haileyrows 26

Wednesday 16 September 2015 1:10

When camping, litter is bad. Whether you're dropping it or ******** in it. It's just bad.

Comments

Dick_diamond 22

Wednesday 16 September 2015 1:05

That's beyond nasty..

mkmon7 21

Wednesday 16 September 2015 1:06

And that's better....?

Recon13x 9

Wednesday 16 September 2015 6:25

Lol talk about an executive decision gone shitty.

GoldFishPony 21

Wednesday 16 September 2015 1:08

Now is a good time to think up a reason to not go

derangedplanet 23

Wednesday 16 September 2015 1:13

Or buy a new tent so you can sleep without that in your tent

Earths_Venus 25

Wednesday 16 September 2015 1:10

Sounds like a pretty shitty situation.

mif_fml 27

Wednesday 16 September 2015 4:07

You're so witty...

ohSNAPyall 26

Wednesday 16 September 2015 5:38

Sounds like an unhappy camper.

etheiste 6

Wednesday 16 September 2015 1:10

Campground bathrooms = ****** nasty Litter box in a tent = A-ok

haileyrows 26

Wednesday 16 September 2015 1:10

When camping, litter is bad. Whether you're dropping it or ******** in it. It's just bad.

Lalala579121 27

Wednesday 16 September 2015 1:39

Especially since anything you bring you're supposed to leave with so you have to pack it out.

bruh21 18

Wednesday 16 September 2015 4:40

Waste(poop) is not litter with time it will disintegrate

catherinecas 30

Wednesday 16 September 2015 14:35

Cat litter is not biodegradable and will **** everything it touches nine ways to Sunday.

derangedplanet 23

Thursday 17 September 2015 12:58

cat litter is made out of clay? if hybrid wouldn't it biodegrade? the only thing I can imagine it doing is adding extra chemicals into the ground. but going to the bathroom in the dirt has much the same affect and every animal in the forest does that.

catherinecas 30

Thursday 17 September 2015 20:35

Not all cat litter is made out of clay. Some of the chemicals and compounds in the litter are not biodegradable and should not be treated as such.

jansdrs 19

Wednesday 16 September 2015 1:11

Hope an animal doesnt attack mid -crap

VitalDistance 14

Wednesday 16 September 2015 1:12

As a hygienic freak I'd probably cry myself to sleep over that.

derangedplanet 23

Wednesday 16 September 2015 1:26

worse than that. I'd be puking up my guts

Redoxx_fml 22

Wednesday 16 September 2015 1:12

Purrhaps he's losing hiss mind

MassiDelta 28

Wednesday 16 September 2015 1:12

That can't be sanitary

MassiDelta 28

Wednesday 16 September 2015 1:23

Why did I get downvoted

TonierShadow 19

Wednesday 16 September 2015 2:27

You got down voted because you were just stating what is very obvious. You got down voted on your reply to your own comment because you were asking about your down votes.