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Same thing different taste
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Dude! Boundaries!
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Pissed
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That's pushing it way too far
Taking "pee on him to show dominance" literally
*Animal Documentary Narrators Voice* Observe as the wild males of New York assert dominance over each other by leaving areas marked with urine. Such is the way in the wild streets of New York.
I don't think there's a non-literal meaning for this sentence.
I'm so glad us girls just have stalls
Well, I'm pretty sure you're not just going to have completely open bathrooms
This is not something that happens on a regular basis. Maybe the toilets where pretty close to each other
Did you splash him back!?
Your comeback: sorry, dude, not my kink. Then pull out your handcuffs and smile.
jackpot for U
That sucks OP, hopefully you cleaned up after and splashed him back ;)
The first rule of being a man is never choosing a urinal right next to someone.
What if there are only 2?
hey #27... when you gotta go, you gotta go,No damn rule will tell guys what to do or don't do lol
The name you picked for yourself made me laugh more than the actual FML, lol. Seriously though, why didn't you say something? The least the guy could've done is apologize, but he probably didn't even realize he splashed you because you didn't say so.
How does that happen was he still peeing while shaking? Or did he do the helicopter?
I'm thinking a regular gentle shake would not have splashed the OP unless he was standing very very close. He must have given it a real good shake or swung it around like a helicopter to manage to hit OP with the droplets.
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I'm so glad us girls just have stalls
Taking "pee on him to show dominance" literally