Miscellaneous: Today, I was peeing at a urinal, when the man next to me finished... - FML

By itwaswarm - 25/09/2015 21:04 - United States - Stony Brook

Spicy

Today, I was peeing at a urinal, when the man next to me finished up and shook his penis. I got splashed. FML

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By the unfortunate man - 19/07/2013 04:29 - United States - Salisbury

Spicy

Today, I was using the urinal when another guy came in. His friends decided to scare him while he was using the urinal next to mine. They jumped out at him, he turned around and ended up peeing all over me. FML

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Dude! Boundaries!

By devinbyrne - 05/03/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

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By wurtabang - 09/02/2010 05:27 - United States

Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom. A chubby kid goes to the urinal next to mine and starts peeing violently. Apparently, he was peeing so violently that it splashed onto my legs the whole time. I've picked the wrong day to wear shorts. FML

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Pissed

By TJ. - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - India

Today, my friend whacked me in the family jewels while I was washing my hands in our college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor, a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peeing. FML

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By toosmall - 31/01/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

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By hardee fucking har yourself, sir - 07/08/2013 22:00 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML

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A real ******

By never again - 30/11/2019 01:00 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML

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By webperson04 - 27/07/2009 19:07 - United States

Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML

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By DrewK - 14/05/2013 20:09 - United States - Great Falls

Today, I went into the men's restroom and started peeing in a urinal next to a middle-age man. As he zipped up and walked away, he said to me, "Don't worry, it'll grow." FML

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By iliketurtles - 24/02/2009 22:57 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML

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WCARlover 34

Saturday 26 September 2015 15:14

I'm so glad us girls just have stalls

Lorenzo1102 21

Saturday 26 September 2015 15:14

Taking "pee on him to show dominance" literally

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ShaynaMarie322 15

Saturday 26 September 2015 18:26

As a girl I was never aware that this situation was even possible. FYL

Jamesd84 5

Tuesday 15 November 2016 9:50

it likely isn't, urinals also have a short wall separating them.

LycanGod 27

Saturday 26 September 2015 18:28

disgusting!

pete9913 23

Saturday 26 September 2015 18:37

They ought to put more space between urinals in my opinion.

The_Basileus 9

Saturday 26 September 2015 18:57

And that is why I don't use urinals.

sapphiregirly 11

Saturday 26 September 2015 19:34

Of course you don't,you're a cat! (-:

sapphiregirly 11

Saturday 26 September 2015 19:27

Oh f*ck,thanks a lot,OP! Now I've got the song 'pee on you' stuck in my head. For the people who don't know what song I'm talking about: enter 'Sia- pee on you' in the youtube search,you'll find it there. And after that, take a minute imagining the not-so-amused looks I got when I was accidentally singing that song out loud!

hornytoad13 15

Saturday 26 September 2015 19:42

Sounds like urine trouble

orios105 18

Saturday 26 September 2015 19:43

"ooohhh that's nnaasssttyyyyy." - Cleveland Brown

samlovesham1234 9

Saturday 26 September 2015 20:36

Ew! *shudders*

emilensvahn 2

Saturday 26 September 2015 20:40

admit it, you liked it you sick ************

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 27 September 2015 9:36

Leave and don't come back...good lord

TCRII 29

Saturday 26 September 2015 21:16

Better to be pissed off than pissed on. Oh wait. Sorry...

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