Put the mouse back in the house, dude

By soulaar - 02/10/2015 14:22 - Vietnam - Dong Nai

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Today, I was sitting outside in a pair of shorts. After about 15 minutes of getting weird looks from people, I realized my cock was sticking out of a hole that wasn't in my shorts when I put them on. FML
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GhostFox 33

There are these things called underwear, might wanna invest in a few of them. At least you didn't get arrested.

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AndrasteNyx 18

Seems like you need to get ahead of the situation, before it happens again.

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sstahpp 33

A head is what got him in this situation in the first place.

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alexanderavatar 24

the one eyed snake needs to breathe fresh air

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worldclassrager 39

Weird looks with no point of indecent exposure...lucky break I would say

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GhostFox 33

There are these things called underwear, might wanna invest in a few of them. At least you didn't get arrested.

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Joisan 20

You do know boxers usually have a flap in them for easy access, right? He probably was wearing underwear and his penis was sticking out through both the underwear and the hole in the shorts...

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pooldude 24

Didn't you feel the fresh air on your penis. I just don't get how that is possible...

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xivoricbutterfly 25

I'm surprised the police didn't come and arrest you for public indecency

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beeferjay 34

don't act like you're not impressed - Ron Burgundy

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pleasedie 22

You didn't feel a breeze or something ? That's basically the most sensitive part of a man's body

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