Miscellaneous: Today, I realized why my 50 year old Dad's 30 something girlfriend...

By usmcgirl - 18/11/2009 03:18 - United States

Today, I realized why my 50 year old Dad's 30 something girlfriend looked so familiar. She is in all my parents wedding photos... as the flower girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2018 15:00

Today, as I was perusing old photos with my mother, I found one of her with a "childhood friend" at her wedding to my dad. Now I know where my green eyes and blotchy neck birthmark came from, and it's not from the man I’ve been calling "dad" for 40 years. FML

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By OfCourse - 27/06/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2016 19:26 - Belgium - Overijse

Today, a friend pointed out to me that my girlfriend of 5 years looks a bit like my mom. She does, and I can't get it out of my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2019 04:30

Today, I found out that my husband only dated me because I look like what he thought the daughter he had with his first wife might look like when she's grown up. FML

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Hey!

By wtf dad - 10/01/2013 03:15 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

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Patronising

By quickfingers100 - 22/05/2011 09:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML

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By uneducated - 07/03/2010 00:49 - United States

Today, I found out that my 50-year-old Father is the 'Sugar Daddy' to a 20-year-old. He wasted my college funds on her, which I have been dutifully saving for ever since I was 10. FML

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Fate, up against your will

By Gerry - 03/01/2021 17:03

Today, according to my wife of 30 years, I'm finally old enough that I look, smell, sound and act like my father. FML

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You deserved it 114

By Rory - 23/07/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding. While standing in line for photos, I heard my dad's voice from behind me say "Who's the hot chick in the brown dress?" My uncle responds "Uh, that's your daughter." Silence. FML

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Mommy's best boy

By Anonymous - 27/03/2022 04:00 - United States - Wilmington

Today, I realized that my mom has not had a date, or had sex, in 50 years. I've become her 'Husband-Son'. FML

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akiranozaki 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 8:54

That's gross. FYL indeed.

smiller0789 3

Wednesday 18 November 2009 12:06

Dude... usually the flowergirl is related to either the bride or groom. Nast

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akiranozaki 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 8:54

That's gross. FYL indeed.

megdwhite 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 0:01

i love you.

n_epic_fail 14

Saturday 23 July 2011 23:01

yea, FYL but lmao!!

sesquipedalian44 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 9:09

wow...thats disgusting

fleshandfantasy 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 10:21

omg.

just_me_tmp 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 14:54

Mine disappear all the time too.

KarelessKitten 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 10:39

I do support the "love is blind" belief but most girls that age are looking for a sugar daddy. Cue music to Kanye West's "Golddigger". It's cliche but true.

gracenam 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 11:25

How did you recognize her 0_ 0

just_me_tmp 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 15:04

I thought the same thing.

catastrophicsock 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 16:21

Maybe she had seen the wedding pictures often enough

smiller0789 3

Wednesday 18 November 2009 12:06

Dude... usually the flowergirl is related to either the bride or groom. Nast

just_me_tmp 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 16:10

#9 did say USUALLY... which doesn't mean ALWAYS. There was no need for your comment #14.

bananamilkshake 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 16:40

No need to comment!? Man! Just imagine instead of "the flower girl", OP's dad with "the twin flower girls" OOOH BOY! :D Anyway, DAD = AWESOME.

pleasetryagain 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 17:09

#29, the statement while not stating specifically that they were related, implied that they probably where and then said the situation was nasty, thus confirming that #9 thinks the two might be family. It's the same trick the media pulls, they imply without saying and then attack based on an implication, but they're justified because nobody made any ACTUAL accusations. That is why #14 felt the need to argue.

azhein 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 5:34

also if she is related to one it could be the bride so it isn't really nasty

CadillacPimpen 6

Sunday 25 December 2011 7:34

He's old that's gross

gargoyle666 5

Wednesday 18 November 2009 12:11

Respect to your dad.

neonokku 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 12:29

Jeez how'd they know each other o_o

i_is_a_tr00l 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 13:06

So (Somehow,) she's related to your dad. Thats pretty effin' fowl.

mj2123 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 17:06

It's....a chicken? I think you mean "foul." And plenty of people have flowergirls who are the children of friends of the family - or from the other side of the family (i.e. could have been the bride's relative).