By EdwinOEF - 31/12/2011 22:36 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I flew to Dubai, en route to my new job in Afghanistan. Both of my bags were lost, my debit card was frozen in London, the next flight was cancelled, and I can't get a hotel room. I'm in the richest city in world with no money and no room. Happy New Year. FML
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littlegold 7

Feel bad for you. I hope you get money and a room. I wish you the best of luck. Happy new year 2012!

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perdix 29

Hey, in a few days you'll be in the poorest country in the world, so you'll fit right in. Consider this ordeal as training for your new post.

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littlegold 7

Feel bad for you. I hope you get money and a room. I wish you the best of luck. Happy new year 2012!

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littlegold 7

You are so right! It would make millions.

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monkeysareyummy 0

Would be a great new Family Guy episode..

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NuTrees 9

Op could bar hop, find some trouble make the night out of it no reason to get down.

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neal001 0

Mission impossible 2 time have to unfreeze the credit card

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urdirtyolduncle 15

25- Is it just me, or has Family Guy been going down the drains for the last two years?

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AssTard 15

Well if you're a woman you can *ahem ahem*

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cashb2012 0

Your soooo right I would love the movie

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waswashere 0

70- I noticed that. It really grinds my gears!

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Liimitless 6

Late night partying on new years, get wasted= hangover 3: Dubai

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Sebastian_NG 17

Let's hope OP watched The Terminal or he will starve to death

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xSonic 9

*sigh* Ohhhh Jessica.....

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Serythvalker 7

Well OP, if your debit card hasn't thawed since London, I'd suggest taking it outside in Dubai. Problem solved. … :D

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MrSarcasm 4

Job in Afghanistan aye? Must be the terrorists. Merry New Year from the Taliban! Oh yes, I went there…

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DinoDia 0

an over used comment

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Messi10Barca 0

why this get disliked and the other didnt?

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friedchickenpie 14

97 - Because this was a repost of the previous comment.

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stephanieeDawnx 0

^ Actually they posted at the same time. So it wasn't a re-post.

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deebaybeee19 6

I suggest mugging someone . happy new year !

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aeshleyrose 6

Uhhh I'm pretty sure the penalties for theft are a little more severe in the UAE.

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melbournearsenal 18

He will get his hands cut off if he did, no Joke !

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hamncheeseinit 6

And I'm pretty sure they all know some kind of karate there

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moop256 10

Now is the time to become a male hooker come on drop those pants and start working ;)

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perdix 29

Hey, in a few days you'll be in the poorest country in the world, so you'll fit right in. Consider this ordeal as training for your new post.

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mrssuarez2011 12

How's he going to get there without a flight or money?

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downtime 12

He's just stuck on an extended stop over. It happens all the time, you just sleep in the airport n get on with your life.

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musicluvr2000 11

How do you expect to get there? I wish you the best. Good luck and happy new year.

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crackz12 10

Dubai is not the richest city in the world nor is afghanistan the poorest

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perdix 29

UAE is among the richest countries in the world and Afghanistan is the poorest in the world not in Africa. For the sake of the jokes, these facts are close enough.

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t765234 10

The UAE, at least as far as I know, is the richest Country in the world.

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moop256 10

I think Sweden could be actually or switzerland

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MDM15 5

yet instead of using your phone to do something about it, you post on FML

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littlegold 7

Good point. Lol... Call someone then Fml.

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ferrettamer 6

A phone won't do much, unless he knows somebody in Dubai.

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FUGYU 2

I think a lot of FMLs are made up anyway

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NanillaVipples 2

72-How do you know that's not exactly what OP did?

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littlegold 7

I don't know but... Ur right he could have it would have been smart...

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themotto13 0

She probably posted on FML after it all happened?.

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MusicLover1o1_fml 0

Ouch. And I thought I had it bad. Stuck at the bus station. FYL.

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K_kanaka 26

Feel sorry for you OP hope your situation gets better.

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flockz 19

that street corner is lookin mighty fine right about now, and just think, you are in the richest city in the world, so you can get more money. good luck.

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