By Anonymous - 16/09/2012 13:46 - United States

Today, I was finally paid back by a friend who wrote a check out. Not really looking at it, I went to the bank to deposit it. As I handed it to the teller, I noticed that he had written "sex" in the "for" memo. FML
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Popcornography 10

Just shows you're a high class prostitute who makes so much she gets paid by cheque or card. Congrats.

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gc327072 30

As in "he paid you for sex"? Oh man, that is embarrassing.

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MissMess 12

I do that when writing checks to my partner all the time just to piss him off :p

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CaptainDoorknob 7

4 - No, as in he paid OP for scrubbing his toilet last week.

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PinkieKeen 20

This is why people say reading is important.

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onlychildFTW 33

And who cares what the teller thinks. You've now got a check and money. Plus, why not go to an ATM?

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Naomimi_fml 6

Well, it's not like we know what he was paying OP back for

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Marcella1016 31

And OP now knows that payback is a bitch.

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Popcornography 10

Just shows you're a high class prostitute who makes so much she gets paid by cheque or card. Congrats.

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mikeymayhem_87 15

I believe the high class ones are called escorts? Anybody with experience care to verify?

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missalkali 8

anybody with EXPERIENCE? yeah sure, people would love to fess up to a crime to the entire online community. I know I'm just dying to share with the world that I stole a car the other day… also, escorts, prostitutes… whatever you want to call them, they're all low class and they're all sick. there is no such thing as a "high class" prostitute!! I'd rather die on the street of starvation than sell myself. and I cry for the people forced into it against their will.

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Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

Yep, escort is the correct term.

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gc327072 30

25- This is Silvio Berlusconi speaking. Yes, they are indeed called escorts. I had one at my villa once.

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mrnuleef 7

I'm imagining the "card swipe thru the butt cheeks" image as I'm reading this comment, lol

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alec81484 3

As a teller I've had stuff like that happened. No worries OP.

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citymayer 7

Haha! You are SOOOOO punny!!

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jujubunni5 9

At least the teller knows you're getting some action (;

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Feared 9

That's kind of why it's an FML. She wanted to avoid the idea that the teller thought she was having sex for money.

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jokesta187 11

Where does it say that op was a girl or boy?

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Feared 9

52- it doesn't say. But that's more of a guy thing to do to a girl. It's less funny the other way around.

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fromthesuck 8

How so? Seeing a possible male name on check makes it even more funny if op is a male as well.

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outoftown 26

I bet the teller has seen this before. And I bet OP's debtor has just seen his last loan!

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walmartpaysme 15

Apparently, checks like that tend to bounce because I once had a teller argue with me for 15 minutes saying my check was no good. It was a check from my fiancé and I knew how much was in his bank account. She finally cashed it saying "if it doesn't go through you will have to pay a fine".

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MURIKKA 11

Teller: I'll give you a call. *wink wink*

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drkate25 30

As long as the teller isn't your mother, you're overreacting OP

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ozone9914 2

thats right dont give a fck about what other people think specially for those people you only see once in your life

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walmartpaysme 15

Unless OP is from a small town where EVERYONE knows your parents, grandparents, sister, aunts, uncles and cousins.

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mrnuleef 7

I used to be a teller and Ive seen much weirder, so if its any consolation OP, your check is probably just the tip of the iceberg

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TG_Wolf 1

If the teller asks say they were so terrible that you demanded compensation xD

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