By grant b - 09/06/2011 04:06 - United States

Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML
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visiON123 0

Isn't that's how everyone is paid in Texas?

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Valentina_Baby 7

And that's how you survive the zombie apocalypse

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MMAbram 0

how is this even an FML?

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visiON123 0

Isn't that's how everyone is paid in Texas?

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MizzErikaHart 8

tell him you wanna get paid in trident layers.

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XmyviolentheartX 13

I would have totally taken the offer lol. Do you know their street value? =P Make more than what he'd pay you in a paycheck lol. Just saying.

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MrSassypants 32

I get paid in monopoly money. But atleast everytime I play monopoly I win. 8)

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DudeImBetter 0

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YayorNay 8

Well op can just rob the guy afterwards.

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johnson94 5

guns don't kill people - Uh Uh - I kill people with guns - Uh huh

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QwertyMcNugget 0

No one ever pays me in guns. :[

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QwertyMcNugget 0

No one ever pays me in guns. :[

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skreech96 0

you also get a gun for every alcoholic drink you buy.

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11jackson11 0

57, how did I know someone would bring call of duty into this?

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MyCleverName 2

85 Jon Lajoie reference FTW!!

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gideeupp 9

how is this an FML? That would be amazing.

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MysLys 0

that's exactly what I was thinking!

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MCweSCRAPPY 2

I wish that's how they paid us in Texas!! how the hell is that an fml?! I would kill for that boss!!!

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jmtmxer 0

no no no you got it all wrong ..... we get paid with boots and mexicans here.....

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gamepro2112 0

#57 first off you obviously just suck at call of duty considering the famas is one of the better guns, second your just an idiot

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arlekin21 0

say yes then use said gun to rob him

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rherring 1

guns don't kill people... husbands that come home early do.

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jmtmxer 0

no no no y'all got it all wrong ... we get paid with mexicans...

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Miq94 0

only in shit hole Texas

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agaba 0

and how is this an FML

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LaDeeDaDeeDaLaLi 0

201 wat do u got against texas?

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baseball6917 8

ahahaha 226 is a mexican:p and that's how we get paid in the SOUTH baby!!

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anlhawks 5

57- I dunno my dad has about 13 guns and has some pretty nice ones that ya didn't mention.

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cjcola169 0

happy Gilmore is one hell of a movie:)

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cesfire 0

aww... nobody ever pays me in gum

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kay2kay 1

He should ask for a raise. Think of the possibilities, like riding to work in a tank everyday. Traffic...lol what traffic.

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itsgonnahappento 11

take the gun and shoot that son of a bitch!

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zendaddy0 0

#2 no it comes with every drink

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ummiforget 0

Hey, that's offensive!

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Rapt0rJesus 0

I find your comment profoundly stupid.

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Valentina_Baby 7

And that's how you survive the zombie apocalypse

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nick315 8

zombie Land lol awesome that his boss was preparing him for that

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shannonreneee 11

You can never be too prepared for the inevitable future of zombies attacking the world.

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EatnBeef 7

my boss has been paying me in guns for a Long time now. I recent got a raise.

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whyXD 13

so ummm... like where do you work. im trying to find a job.

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

Paid in .45's? .22's? .308's? .50's? .223's? or the new .416's?

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oops_im_fucked 8

Bullets will be quarters!

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dragonstrike94 8

He didn't say he gets any ammo

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mb2_native 15

why not the .950 JDJ, biggest and most fun rifle ever made :p

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DyKy 2

so u don't have to buy them ;) it makes things easier for you ;)

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WiderWille 11

Because eating guns has been proven to work in two world wars and a lot of small conflicts. If only the people knew that landmines taste way better than bread, the middle east would love us for placing them there. Ungrateful bastards!

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NomOnShroomz 14

You sure he didn't ask you if he could pay you in gum?

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ImanAzol 4

If you only have two guns, you need a boss who'll give you more.

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xdust 4

you need more than two! draw the line at 83 unless they are free.

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memo619 0

so where exactly do you work?

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johnson94 5

#6-your picture is so damn funny haha

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lalalaughter 0

i think OP's boss was trying to tell OP something...

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PrincessesCrown 17

I love your pic

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hobojo11 0

yeah i wana work there AMERICA GUNS AND GOD

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losmiserables 0

Wherever it is I wanna work there! *gets paid with a Barrett .50 cal sniper*

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Tsunami87 17

if it's a sniper rifle then sweeeet. shoot vermin from miles away :p

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TheBananaTheif 0

...says the illiterate transformer. shut up, optimus.

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andoprime 4

who's your boss I love guns :-p

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chiddy_bang71 0

looking at your comment and it profile picture it's hard to believe that u wrote that smiley face.

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LaDeeDaDeeDaLaLi 0

wow u look stunning

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emmiep1011 7

say no and that you'll only except pennies

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