By -_- - 30/08/2013 20:31 - United States - Lahaina

Today, I woke up to a warm bed, the morning sunlight bathing my face, and my boyfriend sneaking my credit card out of my purse. FML
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astralvagan 20

Wow what a douche! Hopefully you dumped his ass

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MEM0817 18

I thought the same thing... But then when I saw the word "boyfriend" the thought of him peeing the bed passed through my head momentarily too.

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astralvagan 20

Wow what a douche! Hopefully you dumped his ass

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ryanthecheeseguy 18

There always has to be one comment on a relationship FML that says dump his ass.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

For this fml, someone using the good ol' "dump his/her ass" comment is completely legitimate in my opinion. **** thieves up their stupid thieving asses.

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DanielleinDC 33

Yes, and in the case of a boyfriend trying to steal her credit card, dumping is completely appropriate here. I haven't worked my way through all the comments yet, but hopefully nobody has suggested breaking his wrist.

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mangobbler 11

One could say that any situation has a lot of subjectivity, but nope: taking stuff without permission = douche. Hope he got a headache for doing that.

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eriksen 16

Dude, a headache, aren't you being a bit too rough on him..?

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MzZombicidal 36

14, he tried to STEAL her credit card. He tried to spend her money WITHOUT her permission. A headache is the least she could do.

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vipirius 18

Am I the only one who thought 14 was being sarcastic?

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mFUNdo21 17

I also thought 14 was being sarcastic...

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RainbowDashie140 12

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NeighSoulSister 6

Doesn't matter what the reason is, stealing is not okay.

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Nyx_fml 23

Good thing you caught him sneaking it out, and not sneaking it back in after already having his way with it.

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chanelvander 7

If he's having his way with a credit card, they've got another issue to deal with!

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MEM0817 18

I thought the same thing... But then when I saw the word "boyfriend" the thought of him peeing the bed passed through my head momentarily too.

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wobbley 9

Bed side lamps are also useful as weapons. Just a thought...

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DocBastard 38

He was just trying to collect his fee from last night. What, you didn't know?

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shaww 28

These puns are slowly sliding away...

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Schizomaniac 24

Your understanding of what a pun is is slowly improving. Jk no it isn't.

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sarahjanek 7

Not the most foolproof plan anyways, there would've been some explaining to do when you discovered someone else has been using your card. Be glad you caught him now, you can do better OP.

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