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By liz - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By liz - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By secret meat - 21/06/2014 02:04 - United States - Framingham
By DarthVerona - 14/03/2014 20:07 - Canada - Richmond
By forgottendaughter - 17/01/2010 14:41 - South Africa
By WELL FUCK YOU KINDLY, MA'AM - 18/11/2012 21:22 - United States - Endicott
By Anonymous - 08/04/2016 21:43 - United States - Sterling
By Ellen - 26/02/2010 19:58 - Norway
By Medication - 12/10/2013 15:31 - United States
I didn't have an account when I posted this, but I'm the OP, and honestly, during our drunken state, I mustered up enough sobriety to prevent things from going too far. I as well, didn't want to ruin things between us by having sex because I respected her too much, and wanted more than that. Was it the right thing to do, or was I just being a dumbass? One commenter was correct in stating that she was confused as to what she really wanted. Either way, we've talked it out, and moved over that. It's better anyways maybe, considering we both work together and I have to go on months long deployments with this girl, haha. :]
By guy - 30/07/2012 03:24 - United States - Avon Lake
By Estee1024 - 24/01/2014 05:28 - United States - San Luis Obispo
By mydadsawsooomuch - 17/11/2010 13:26 - United States
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By malos - 12/08/2010 06:53 - United States
By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 05:30 - United States
By Anonymous - 02/06/2009 11:05 - Australia
By Gangnam - 16/11/2012 15:52 - Sweden - Bromma
By troubled - 02/01/2010 20:27 - France
By Bontempi - 19/07/2012 18:55 - France
By BBFreak97 - 14/03/2012 20:13 - United States
Hey guys! I'm the one who posted this, I just wasnt a member at the time! Anyway, the reason I did it in front of my teacher was because I was really close to the teacher and I knew him well. I didn't get in trouble, I just felt bad. I also have a brother with Down Syndrome so I would never knowingly make fun of someone with a disability. I also live In an area with a ton of wanna be gangsters- which is why I assumed they were doing that.
By Anonymous - 19/03/2010 10:05 - United Kingdom
By ihateveganism - 22/08/2012 04:19 - United States - Barrington
By sweet - 26/03/2009 18:08 - United States
By Anonymous - 15/07/2015 15:40 - Canada - Port-menier
By matt5th35hit - 09/05/2009 08:16 - United States
And by the way... This was not a FAKE experience. It scared the living shit out of me. I admit...I didn't know anything about the ocean or rip "CURRENTS" but now I do. Thank's for the knowledge guys, I've lived at the beach for 4 years and never swam in the ocean because I didn't like swimming in the ocean. Now u see why. There were NO lifeguards...This was at CAROLINA BEACH!! Just outside of Wilmington NC. If you know me, yup..I'm a dumbass for this. It's funny you say that. The water WAS murky and choppy. It ran along side a big ass pile of rocks that stretched out into the ocean. I didn't want to hit the rocks though for fear of injury. Fighting the rip current was a dumbass idea. After I ran out of energy trying to swim I just gave up and floated on my back and the waves helped push me back to shore. I really didn't give a shit about people seeing my dick. Im a sexy beast. haha
By skigal24 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By ewhy - 23/04/2014 18:37 - United States - Merced
Hey guys ! OP here. To the people that say he might not be that bad: I'm sorry but I wouldn't be able to keep talking to a person that has a foot fettish, call me shallow but I'm not only about looks. He's cute and all but I wouldn't be able to get past it. I gave him my number exactly to get to know him, this was yesterday. This morning he started with the pictures of toes. The only reason he started with pictures of toes is because he saw my feet in a picture I had sent of the jeans I was wearing earlier. I just stopped texting him, wish me the best! Thanks for the feedback!!
By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States
By LuckySperm - 12/08/2011 13:14 - United Kingdom
By Taurus_ChicKa - 31/05/2011 16:44 - United States
OP here, let me clear it up. Mom blamed my computer for something I said so she thought I was turning spaghetti brained and demanded Dad to unhook it. Menopause is a bitch. So after hours of this Dad yanked the comp out and threw it NOT directly at Mom but...
By Solemnwishing - 13/07/2009 18:33 - United States
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Ok, OP here. The first woman I asked did not even attempt to size me, just sent me to the 'plus' section. When I got to the plus section, she did not size me either, but looked me up and down and asked me what size t-shirt I wear. I usually wear a medium when I wear stretchy tees, large when I don't. She told me they will not have anything in my size in white ever. I should not go other places, either, I should just call and that way I don't have to be disappointed everywhere I go. Thank you guys for your words of encouragement, but I think I'm just going to not get a dress.