By melikeyturtles - 10/10/2011 04:13 - United States

Today, I went to work as a home health-aid, and found out that my client turns his hearing aid off on purpose because he can't stand my voice. FML
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Grimmerie 31

if he ever turns it back on, talk really really quiet so he keeps turning it up. then yell.

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Beebow_fml 5

Damn, he deafinitely doesn't like you.

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TheSnakeDoctor20 17

That guy is boss!

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epicaussie 6

See that is why I love old people! I'm goin to be the old lady with purple hair giving small children the bird haha its there rite of passage, you can only be nice and polite for so long lol

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hailphire130 0

10-Well judging by that comment and your shirt, I hate you.

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hailphire130 0

Maybe she should stop talking like Fran Drescher.

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D37H100 5

10, your shirt is a lie and your comment is false. Hope you get arrested when you "give children the bird." OP: sucks for you but the old guy is a win

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enonymous 8

All this confirms is he is a normal male. I call it the Charlie Brown effect. Everything sounds like wa wa Wawawa

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D37H100 5

49, haha it sure is! It's also the first skin I bought on LoL

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TheWindowLicker 13

49/57- I like the urf the manatee skin...just saying..wish I was around when they released it xD

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docscientist 9

I wonder what happens when Charlie Brown and gang become adults, will all they hear from their own mouths and each other, "Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah?" What a nightmarish existence.

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gntfmlingnow 12

Really? THIS comment got moderated? It was probably the best one... :/

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Beebow_fml 5

Damn, he deafinitely doesn't like you.

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False_Stupidity 41

I was about to correct your spelling, but then I realised what you did.. clever!

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silver0jay 11

Maybe he's not much of a small talker...

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cbdee 8

Maybe you should STFU then!!!

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TheFlyingMan 8

I think you should practice what you preach.

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cbdee 8

The old dude muted his hearing aid to not hear her, she needs to shut it!

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CryMoreFMLs 14

You could taje advantage of this! Call him every profane name under the blue moon for being an asshat, and he won't hear it!

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Grimmerie 31

if he ever turns it back on, talk really really quiet so he keeps turning it up. then yell.

72 2
UrLyfSuxx 0

Just turn that bitch all the way up.

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22cute 17

He's old! He has certianly earned the right to silence if he wants it. Just STOP talking & get over yourself.

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Madden12 6

So what do the other people do who can't simply turn off their hearing aids?

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The_Instigator 11

I know so many people I would like to do that to.

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NoNotTheFace 8

You, girlfriends on PMS and mother-in-laws have the ability to make deaf people thankful for their disability. I salute you.

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extradorkyloser 4

Girlfriends don't "go on" PMS. They get their periods and sometimes have PMS. At least be accurate if you're being insulting.

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NoNotTheFace 8

16, Oh why thank you. Wait WAIT A MINUTE. I'm 11. Damn you 16. 50, ... ....PMS?

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CryMoreFMLs 14

I was replying to 4, how in fiery hell did it get down here?

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hannahcorrine 0

Obviously he doesn't want to hear you

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TheRealHouse 7

I worked in a resteraunt once where we said that all the time. one day I wanted a milkshake but I couldn't decide what flavor so I did all three and made it extra thick. one of the waitresess asked me what the he'll I was making so I said a nice tall frosty glass of STFU. it's now an unofficial menu item there ten years later. if anyone says "cool story bro" to this you can shove it cuz it IS a ****** cool story ;)

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