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whatever sounds like the perfect boss to me ask him if he wants to grab a drink later?
6- was that a pun? It was amazing
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Maybe its just me but I don't understand what's so bad about this
Ask for a raise - every hour
Don't be such a buzzkill.
Pshh... what could possibly go wrong... >_>
It's obvious your sarcasm detectors need a tune up. But it's hard as hell to detect that in only text.
Benabus - you're a frickin buzzkill!
If I'm famous, where's my royalty check? Come on, FML!
Benabus - I have a secret list down in my evil lair which contains the names of FML commentors i hate. Guess what, bro. You're on it. Perhaps... famous for all the wrong reasons?
TunechiXXL - I'm a Ratard? *checks dictionary* Shit, I can't even find word anywhere. Please define it for me so I know what you're talking about. And as for no life, I'll have to ask my wife and children about my lack of a life and how I can go about getting one. I had no idea that posting comments on a website means that you don't have a life! Maybe you can help me get a life! Please advise me, oh guru.
*Facepalm* Why do i even bother? Doc, being a 'Ratard' sounds pretty damn terrible. Fancy coming over to my cave for a while so we can analyse this new insult? Oh, cake will be served too?
44- DocBastard, "ratard" is obvious: You come from vermin decent, being "Rat-arded." It's a noble title for someone infamous, not famous, here in the world of fml. ;)
I thought it might be a combination of "rat bastard" and "retard", but that guy doesn't seem clever enough to come up with that himself.
Benabus, I've been reading FML for almost a year and this is the first I've ever heard of you. You have like 180 comments. That's nothing. You sound like a self important twit that no one has ever heard of.
Try extortion? :P
You should've had a word about that promotion he promised you!
Your boss is a great role model
Keywords
Ask for a raise - every hour
OP's Boss: "Hey! Who do you think wears the big boy pants around here?!" OP: "But sir, your not wearing any pants..."