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By Christinemh329 - 17/02/2012 06:22 - United States

Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML

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By Sarah - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML

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By whippingpost - 08/03/2020 04:56

Today, I learned a co-worker called and awoke my boss at 3 a.m. to complain that I'd been "rude" to him. All I'd done was make a disapproving face because he'd been drinking and he was slobbering drunk, and wanted to charge his purchase to his employee account, a definite no-no when not on the clock. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2016 15:14

Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML

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By Drunk - 13/09/2010 23:40 - United States

Today, for the first time, I decided to just be myself at work. My boss thought I was drunk. FML

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By boss_daughter - 20/05/2015 12:03 - United States

Today, while we were at a work party, I noticed a drunk lady in the mix. I pointed out to my boss how dumb she looked. It was his daughter. FML

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By kbartlett86 - 24/06/2010 20:02 - Canada

Today, after sitting for hours at my desk, my legs fell asleep. When I got up to go to the bathroom on my break, I couldn't walk properly and leaned against things so I wouldn't fall over. My supervisor then came over and started lecturing me about being drunk at work. FML

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By meh - 17/01/2018 09:00 - United States - Dublin

Today, after drinking myself to an oblivion, I awoke with a massive hangover. I didn’t want to go to work, but every excuse I came up with in my head screamed of alcoholics. When I arrived, my boss asked me why I was there. It was my day off. FML

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By Drunkactor - 03/08/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, my boss fired me because of my drinking problem. The reason he thinks I have a drinking problem? I was in a play he saw, in which I played a drunk person. I've been completely sober my whole life. FML

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By patch91 - 05/04/2011 02:03

Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML

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By Squinty6 - 02/03/2011 15:28 - Canada

Today, my boss lectured me on the evils of alcohol and how it was 'prohibited' during the 1980s. I said nothing because he hates being corrected. FML

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jezane 9

Friday 17 February 2012 12:04

Ask for a raise - every hour

Insane_Tea 15

Friday 17 February 2012 13:33

OP's Boss: "Hey! Who do you think wears the big boy pants around here?!" OP: "But sir, your not wearing any pants..."

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Orgasms 4

Friday 17 February 2012 15:58

Hire Muthafucka Jones to kill your boss.

born_hustla 26

Friday 17 February 2012 16:40

Where do you work?!

Leftoverjello 6

Friday 17 February 2012 17:01

Dang. My boss just gets drunk at work. He almost always shows up sober.

infaith 5

Friday 17 February 2012 17:27

probly?

MischievousLoki 6

Friday 17 February 2012 18:24

I feel bad for you OP, my boss sometimes comes to work as well drunk. You should talk with someone who has higher power than your boss to tell them about that. Because if your boss keeps constantly coming to work drunk and has nasty personality from being drunk then it could cause some dangerous risks.

l0v3p4in 7

Friday 17 February 2012 22:15

If your boss is a fun drunk, please send him over my way to replace my boss. She is so anal that her irritability rubs off on everyone so much that the work environment gets to the point of hostility.

TheJester12 15

Friday 17 February 2012 22:18

" SURE I'll GIVE YOU A RAISE SON! HELL , I'LL EVEN THROW IN MY WIFE AND AND 3 WEEK VACATION FOR YOU AND THE KIDS! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE KIDS? NO, JENKINS, FOR THE LAST TIME I WILL NOT SIT DOWN!

topaz554 6

Saturday 18 February 2012 0:09

he's the boss.He can do what ever the **** he wants.

supahcoolperson 0

Saturday 18 February 2012 0:21

mannn you screwed up that one lol take the chances life gives you! you sooo coulda used this to your advantage

o_charlie_wade 0

Saturday 18 February 2012 1:19

Hey your boss might be my stepdad

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Today, I canceled my ATM card, because it had been lost. Then I found it. Then I found out I can't reactivate it, because I asked for a replacement card. I'm from CA, and I'm in Mexico with only 20 bucks. FML

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