By Anonymous - 09/03/2012 18:12 - United States

Today, I found out that the gnat infestation in my dorm room was not caused by the recent cool weather, but rather the rotten pear I found under my roommates bed. FML
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xXxIracebethxXx 14

^ Like you could have thought of something better.

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cyK0tek 0

Like you could've posted anything w/o criticizing someone...

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

#21 - Because I can be. That's the ******* beauty of the Internet. I can be a bitch when I want and to whomever I want.

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Swiftly 0

Theres a thing called being an asshole. You should probably stop being one :)

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humorizer 14

Oh how cute! You think that gnats spawn out of fruits! How 1700's!

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I_Hug_Cats 26

What bugs me is: why was OP looking under his roommates bed in the first place?

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

They're called fruit flies, funnily enough...

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socalledbliss 0

That's absolutely disgusting. Wouldn't you smell That?

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iamyummylicious 14

Sorry for that. I couldn't think of anything witty or a good pun. :(

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MargieDrury 1

I would have cleaned it up like my girlfriends.

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jillianmathers12 13

Yum! That must have been fun cleaning that!

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btstig 11

Throw a used condom on his pillow.

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Glitterhinoceros 14

Punch him in the throat with the pear.

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

How does one punch another with fruit?

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BarDownDaily 12

16- How does one find duckface attractive?

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DomDomxoxo 16

One does not find duckface attractive.

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

Thank you for such nice compliments. One did not know people are so nice on FML! :) *QUACK*

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BarDownDaily 12

44- People are nice on FML. Just not to the stupid, and the ignorant.

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

51 - My sarcasm must have flown WAAAAY above you head. :p

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ankoku 2

His roommates car would be a better option to solve the gnat problem in the apartment.

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MargieDrury 1

These puns are punderful!

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MargieDrury 1

Sorry I'm not good at puns.....

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RahmEsHestos 5

You found it under his bed? Let him find it IN his bed!

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KrayKrayGurl117 7

Ewwww. Gnats are very vicious despite their tiny size...

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ankoku 2

Hopefully there wasn't 300 of them in that apartment..

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