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By Anonymous - 09/03/2012 18:12 - United States

Today, I found out that the gnat infestation in my dorm room was not caused by the recent cool weather, but rather the rotten pear I found under my roommates bed. FML

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By thiswouldonlyhappentome - 31/05/2011 00:33 - Aruba

Today, I finally found out what that weird smell in my apartment was. My ex-boyfriend had been breaking into my apartment and hiding rotting fruit all over the place. I found this out when a ceiling panel fell and a swarm of fruit flies attacked me. FML

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By lily_marleen - 24/10/2016 12:58 - United States

Today, we have a fruit fly infestation again because my roommate keeps buying fruit and letting it rot on the counter. Despite the moldy fruit being covered in flies, she insists it's my fault because I left an empty bottle of beer out. FML

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By TheRoad42 - 20/08/2013 12:54 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, when I got back to my dorm, I found a trail of ants trying to shove a dead roach into a power outlet. The front desk insists that there is no pest problem. FML

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By Need_more_spiders - 08/08/2023 14:00

Today, after already living with two wasps' nests, as well as gnats that plague our flower pots, we've also discovered moths in our pantry, who've ruined all of the food. FML

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By Giggity - 21/02/2011 19:20 - United States

Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML

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By thatstinks - 07/04/2011 03:12 - Iceland

Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been in my dorm room for a while is. My roommate's sweat. FML

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By Disgusted - 04/02/2011 02:14 - United States

Today, I learned that my house's fly infestation is worse than I thought. I now have maggots crawling and dropping from my ceiling. I have to sleep under them. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2009 18:02 - United States

Today, I discovered that my bed has a flea infestation. I discovered it after sleeping naked in it for about an hour. FML

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By broomrape - 29/04/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I found out that the horrible stench haunting my apartment for the past week was the decomposing corpse of my freedom loving gerbil underneath the bed that I've been sleeping on. FML

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By maggotsinmycarpet - 12/07/2010 20:56 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML

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DaniPandi 22

Saturday 10 March 2012 2:19

That must bug you.

DocBastard 38

Saturday 10 March 2012 3:02

That's gnatsty.

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cyK0tek 0

Saturday 10 March 2012 3:57

**Claymore in hands** Brace yourself. The puns are coming..!

alexup24 13

Saturday 10 March 2012 4:04

your roommate is a fruit

joposer 7

Saturday 10 March 2012 4:19

We call those FRUIT FLIES. not gnats.

MigraineurOfLife 15

Saturday 10 March 2012 5:16

We call them drunks. They are so doddly that can't fly straight therefore they sway back & forth.

gonad_gobbler 1

Saturday 10 March 2012 5:03

If only you had found two pears under the bed, you would've been able to say you found a pair of pears.

radiocrash 4

Saturday 10 March 2012 6:58

how the hell didnt you smell it before it literally rotted?

sin620_fml 0

Saturday 10 March 2012 8:02

It stinks to have a roommate doesn't it.

ClaremoreZebra 8

Saturday 10 March 2012 8:08

That's not an FML, call an exterminator bro.

bananabuttercup 8

Saturday 10 March 2012 8:50

They're fruit flies. Just get a fly trap.

ILike_Dancing123 19

Saturday 10 March 2012 10:23

Revenge is fruity! I would leave it for the roommate to pick up, seeing as its their pear.

Bob_Cat_fml 14

Saturday 10 March 2012 10:36

Isn't it "my roommate's bed" ? (Just saying. I'm French after all, I can't know English better than you …)

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