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By Anonymous - 09/03/2012 18:12 - United States

Today, I found out that the gnat infestation in my dorm room was not caused by the recent cool weather, but rather the rotten pear I found under my roommates bed. FML

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By thiswouldonlyhappentome - 31/05/2011 00:33 - Aruba

Today, I finally found out what that weird smell in my apartment was. My ex-boyfriend had been breaking into my apartment and hiding rotting fruit all over the place. I found this out when a ceiling panel fell and a swarm of fruit flies attacked me. FML

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By lily_marleen - 24/10/2016 12:58 - United States

Today, we have a fruit fly infestation again because my roommate keeps buying fruit and letting it rot on the counter. Despite the moldy fruit being covered in flies, she insists it's my fault because I left an empty bottle of beer out. FML

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By TheRoad42 - 20/08/2013 12:54 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, when I got back to my dorm, I found a trail of ants trying to shove a dead roach into a power outlet. The front desk insists that there is no pest problem. FML

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By Need_more_spiders - 08/08/2023 14:00

Today, after already living with two wasps' nests, as well as gnats that plague our flower pots, we've also discovered moths in our pantry, who've ruined all of the food. FML

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By Giggity - 21/02/2011 19:20 - United States

Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML

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By thatstinks - 07/04/2011 03:12 - Iceland

Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been in my dorm room for a while is. My roommate's sweat. FML

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By Disgusted - 04/02/2011 02:14 - United States

Today, I learned that my house's fly infestation is worse than I thought. I now have maggots crawling and dropping from my ceiling. I have to sleep under them. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2009 18:02 - United States

Today, I discovered that my bed has a flea infestation. I discovered it after sleeping naked in it for about an hour. FML

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By broomrape - 29/04/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I found out that the horrible stench haunting my apartment for the past week was the decomposing corpse of my freedom loving gerbil underneath the bed that I've been sleeping on. FML

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By maggotsinmycarpet - 12/07/2010 20:56 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML

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DaniPandi 22

Saturday 10 March 2012 2:19

That must bug you.

DocBastard 38

Saturday 10 March 2012 3:02

That's gnatsty.

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tennisrapper1 14

Saturday 10 March 2012 2:39

At least they're not wasps or Mosquitos, then you'd have bumps or stings all over you. :P

agm77 9

Saturday 10 March 2012 4:08

Although gnats can bite too. And that shit sucks.

ladyLALAA 28

Saturday 10 March 2012 22:51

I know it's off topic, but is 38's photo real? This disturbs me..

loufol22 5

Saturday 10 March 2012 2:55

That's sucks you should ask to switch roomates

neverdrinkSODA 12

Saturday 10 March 2012 2:57

they are probably fruit flies op

MerrikBarbarian 9

Saturday 10 March 2012 8:39

Was gonna say, yeah those are fruit flies. Glad I'm not alone. Gnats are a different bug... And nasty little things too. Fruit flies are annoying but harmless.

omarzrgz 3

Saturday 10 March 2012 2:59

Something similar happened to me (except with all the bugs) so I went crazy looking for the source. It turned out to be a "relaxing" candle.

DocBastard 38

Saturday 10 March 2012 3:02

That's gnatsty.

DocBastard 38

Saturday 10 March 2012 3:41

I'm disappointed in your spelling and in your trolling of me in two consecutive vignettes. If you're so in love with me, do me a favour and send me a PM professing your undying love and spare the rest of the FML community your pathetic clinging.

KingOfAmazing 9

Saturday 10 March 2012 5:19

This was definitely the best pun posted.

rubberduckie94 13

Saturday 10 March 2012 3:05

Oh yeah everybody let's lynch op's roommate because they dropped a pear it rolled under the bed and maybe they had other food stuff they were bringing in and did not notice. Nasty yes, worthy of everyone threatening violence? No.