Plop

By TimeForACareerChange - 18/07/2012 00:54 - United States

Today, I told a patient that we needed to collect a stool sample. I left the room momentarily to retrieve what the patient would need. He apparently didn't need anything besides the counter in the exam room. FML
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martinv19 6

At least he waited for u to leave!

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MotherHen88 4

Whenever someone says stool sample, I think of little tiny wooden bar stools for very small people to sit on.

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martinv19 6

At least he waited for u to leave!

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BunchieRules 31

Yeah, except now s/he has to clean it up off of the counter. FYL, OP. Maybe he really, really had to go.

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mmmPoptarts 6

It would seem that the OP did not properly explain how the stool sample was to be acquired, man that would suck to clean up though.

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hotPinklipstick 24

48- Not necessarily, you have the option of putting in a different 'nickname' when submitting an FML.

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DocBastard 38

Seldom66 - Uh, no. As a surgeon I have no reason to ask patients for stool samples. Ever. If I need one, I go get it, if you catch my drift.

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YoungMisfit 9

Sir we are going to need a stool sample So you want me to do it here? No sir To late... *plop*

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hama806 19

Shit happens. Said with uncertainty while stating the obvious.

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tjv3 10

That's just gross . People have no common sense anymore

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martinv19 6

In life shit happens!!

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COOL__Coal 12

I'm pretty sure you are going for a pun which shows you have no idea what stool is. If I'm wrong and this isn't an attempt to be funny then I feel sorry for you.

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MagicGiraffe 12

It pisses me off when people make shitty puns and don't know crap about what they're "punning" about.

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flockz 19

damn guys quit being so anal about her lack of vocabulary.

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PeteyPablo12308 20

It'd be more of a " poop-off" but that doesn't really make sense.

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GrammarTeacher 1

Damnit you can't take shitty and crap in one pun! Now we cant do as many puns!

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efemel94 7

Who says "that's a piss off"?! I know everyone says things like "you're pissing me off" etc but "a piss off"??

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Dracoboxer357 35

Devil's in the details! You presumed too much, and specified too little, it would appear. ;) Sorry though, Ick. :p

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Dracoboxer357 35

^ Okay, sarcasm fail. :p Seriously though? I'm betting the patient was senile. Seems more likely that than he's just that big of an asshole. That is rather disgusting, Op, hope it didn't completely ruin your day.

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WCARlover 34

Hey, on the bright side you got your sample :p

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MotherHen88 4

Whenever someone says stool sample, I think of little tiny wooden bar stools for very small people to sit on.

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zandalee 19

Omg that is disgusting! I hope you made him put it in the sample pottle then clean the counter.

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MedKits 9

Oh yeah, because you can definitely do that to patients.

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False_Stupidity 41

It was a bottle but the b fell off its bar stool and is hanging upside down...

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BunchieRules 31

Maybe he sincerely thought he was supposed to go there while you were gone. Or he's just an idiot looking for trouble. Either way, FYL.

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CMC_LOVES_MGM 19

I feel sorry for you op, I hope you didn't have to collect I hope he had the decency to collect it himself; but I highly doubt it, either way he was a bizarre man and I hope you do not have to deal with him in the future.

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