Oops

By Hornymuch - 02/11/2012 11:35 - Germany

Today, I realized why it's a bad idea to store your business cards and your "emergency condom" in the same handbag compartment. I realized this after a client watched me miss the cards and pull out the condom after our lunch meeting. FML
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Lucia_Malpense 14

The client might've been a girl... That might have been slightly less awkward.

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meganfoxissexy 0

You should have said, "oh sorry, this is for my night job" ... Then slowly place condom back in briefcase

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raraisbang 12

9, how? It would've been more awkward if the client was a guy, seeing as OP is a female.

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raraisbang 12

Oops, my mistake misread 9's comment. *puts on shameface* Feel free to thumb me into oblivion, guys!

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StalkerChick 13

In **** logic, they would've banged on the lunch table.

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gracehi 31

Oh no! The internet's broken! *hides in bomb shelter*

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Pandacupcakelove 26

That could have turned into an awkward misunderstanding...

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enchi999 8

Because someone pulling out condoms to give to you instead of their business card isn't awkward or misunderstanding at all

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siickman 7

2, i am pretty sure it already was an awkward misunderstanding. If it wasn't, then i don't think we would be reading about it on here. Just saying o_o

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Airman1988 9

No it just means he is prepared for business or pleasure lol

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olpally 32

24- that comment is a movie reference... Great movie btw. :)

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nb1234 8

Actually it's not as risky if you use a condom... ;)

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MormonPornstar 7

Are you having sex with an iron condom? Because I've personally broken a few, and it's still risky.

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perdix 29

Or risqué business, as the case may be ;)

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

49 - putting it over your head does often come with the risk of tearing it up.

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KiddNYC1O 20

24- "You're the business, this is pleasure." *Files blade*

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NicollieO 7

FYL! But you should have known to keep condoms away from anything business-like.

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onlychildFTW 33

Never keep condoms and business cards together. Common sense OP.

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onlychildFTW 33

Then you probably won't need business cards. Only condoms.

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Osito2011 9

Sex must have bee on op's mind, or the texture of the condom wrapper must have felt like business card paper.

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spiritfang11237 16

53 - if it is that kind of buisness the condoms can be the buisness card. just put the information on the wrapper and vola, you just killed two birds with one stone.

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TheNewGuy03 28

You guys are reading into this one way too hard.

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trp2wondrland 9

I hope he had a good sense of humor

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OhAidan 7

I'd laugh, I can see a mistake like that being made, but I guess not everybody would.

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CheeseTron 15

He probably saw it as an opportunity

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Marrach 7

Unless , he's a fat man who eats cake.

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AKGirlinSD 20

11, he probably did. But he did find out she practices safe sex.

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letmehavemytea 21

You should get a small zip up purse or clothe container to store your condoms in so that it's always covered in your bag. That way nothing embarrassing will happen if your bag's contents spill and there's no way you'll accidentally hand someone something you'll regret.

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kakarot2 11

So did the client purchase your merchandise?

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ManInTheMachine 19

Cum on, OP! That was willy irresponsible of you. An idiotic move like that could have severe cocksiquesnces in the future. With luck, it didn't rubber the wrong way, and I hope you apologized for your latex act of stupidity. Learn from this phallicy, and if all goes well it won't happen again.

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BellaBelle_fml 23

My god! The puns are amazing! Woo!

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ManInTheMachine 19

Doc? Please, he can't do anything to me! It's not like he's a god or anyth

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Werken247 14

Well done MiM, very impressive!

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lex1459 38

Hopefully this won't dicktate the future of her job.

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