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By uncbballwins - 27/04/2011 04:21
Uh you should know that storing condoms in a wallet reduces the integrity of the condom anyways.
Idiot. It was in her HANDBAG. HER PURSE. Not her wallet...
Have some condoms printed up with your business particulars so they can serve double duty. Confusion issue solved!
Do you teach Zumba? =D
NgIf he hadn't seen the condom you could've shook hands with him saying, "If you can guess what I have in my hand you can use it on/in me" P.s. Th above would be more awkward if you picked out a business card or something else out of the billion mystic, ritual based things that are generally found in a woman's handbag! Heh.
I have no clue how "if" became "ngif" :/ Must put a bag over my head right now! :(
40, i'm sure they say that, but then they would lose all their business. There is logic there somewhere.
Store the condom somewhere else? Maybe you could go on birth control.
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Well, if he's that kind of client...
That's some risky business.