Oops

By Hornymuch - 02/11/2012 11:35 - Germany

Today, I realized why it's a bad idea to store your business cards and your "emergency condom" in the same handbag compartment. I realized this after a client watched me miss the cards and pull out the condom after our lunch meeting. FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 125
You deserved it 28 925

Same thing different taste

Comments

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Better to have and not need than to need and not have.

MrCheese01 2

That's why you never mix business with pleasure..

kaptvesou1 4

Uh you should know that storing condoms in a wallet reduces the integrity of the condom anyways.

Idiot. It was in her HANDBAG. HER PURSE. Not her wallet...

Have some condoms printed up with your business particulars so they can serve double duty. Confusion issue solved!

asmith12032 4

That's why you keep your private thingies in one compartment and other things in another! You'll remember to now!

NgIf he hadn't seen the condom you could've shook hands with him saying, "If you can guess what I have in my hand you can use it on/in me" P.s. Th above would be more awkward if you picked out a business card or something else out of the billion mystic, ritual based things that are generally found in a woman's handbag! Heh.

I have no clue how "if" became "ngif" :/ Must put a bag over my head right now! :(

40, i'm sure they say that, but then they would lose all their business. There is logic there somewhere.

Store the condom somewhere else? Maybe you could go on birth control.

viper_dlh04 1

Maybe they considered it as a business proposition.