By WhyMe6495 - 06/10/2013 22:28 - United States - Niagara Falls

Today, I repeatedly had to ask people to please stop groping the mannequins. FML
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WhyMe6495 16

I work at Kmart and yes this has happened a few times already and i've only worked there for one month

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NessaMae 19

I tripped on a mannequin once and hugged it for some odd reason I'll never understand..

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Carebeareatu 23

Maybe they should stop giving the mannequins such nice boobs that look touchable...

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NessaMae 19

I tripped on a mannequin once and hugged it for some odd reason I'll never understand..

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\ 28

If word gets around that OP actually notices this, people will start doing it just to piss him off...

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Lacist 19

I don't understand how other people being immature affects OP's life so much I say "FML".

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qwapteam 8

Because would you want to go up to someone who was grouping it and ask them to stop repeatedly? Without getting annoyed?

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Tupelo_Honey 30

Where do you work, that this happens repeatedly?!

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leonchen7498 12

hmm maybe a shop that sells clothing? >_>

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Zomg_Okay 26

That narrows it down to only several billion shops, good thinking #10! We're getting closer, I can feel it.

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Gothicbunnyx3 16

Maybe Walmart

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WhyMe6495 16

I work at Kmart and yes this has happened a few times already and i've only worked there for one month

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hcollins1 18

Maybe it's just all the Walmart's in the general area that I live in, but I'm pretty sure they don't have mannequins.

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itscare1217 13

I can honestly say I've never seen a Kmart with mannequins lol !

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LindsayxMoore 18

actually walmart doesnt have mannequins. at least not any of the ones Ive been to or worked at.

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Carebeareatu 23

Maybe they should stop giving the mannequins such nice boobs that look touchable...

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saxybandgeek 14

Have you seen the ones that have protruding nipples?

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Grand_Cookie 21

It always kinda creeps me out when I see a mannequin with nipples. WHAT ARE THEY FOR?!? "OMG Becky! This one will show off your nipples sooo well!" "Like totally Stacy! Now all the boys will come talk to me!"

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rocker_chick105 31

The boys wouldn't talk to Stacy, they'd talk to her mom

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Lemurcat 12

'Cuz everyone knows that Stacey's mom has got it going on.

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\ 28

Your frontal lobes, sir. Hand them over.

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AnOriginalName 19

#9, he can't give what he doesn't have.

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thatonegirlnic 10

Then don't have such bodacious mannequins.

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BreynHope 11

Were the mannequin's ******* out? Because if so, it's an open invitation. Everyone needs a grope or two, even in Macy's.

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dontkilljay 14

Oh please. Did you see how those mannequins were dressed? They were totally asking for it

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Grand_Cookie 21

Sorry about that. I just get kinda lonely some time.

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Deezknutz 8

To be fair, they can often be sexy.

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