Work: Today, I repeatedly had to ask people to please stop groping...

Makes me think of that 80's movie 'Mannequin' with Andrew McCarthy and Kim Cattrall. Maybe the mannequins were coming to life, but only when you weren't watching ;)

DarkCaesar 17

Tuesday 8 October 2013 1:07

They don't tell you how to live your life!

bkolek 13

Tuesday 8 October 2013 1:41

I'm 23 and I still pull the tops down, it's hilarious!

littlekellilee 45

Wednesday 9 October 2013 15:46

I almost scrolled down from this until I realized you're a girl. That made me laugh quite hard.

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The Top

Today, as a CNA, I had to go through the belongings of a patient. His phone rang and I answered - it was his boss. As I explained, he cut me off and said to "drop the act" and "he better be there now or he's fired". He was pronounced dead-on-arrival. FML

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Today, I fell and impaled my leg on a steel rod at work. The first guy to respond to my agonised cry for help must’ve been a total moron because he thought it was a prank and yanked on the rod to see how it worked. Then he asked if I did it on purpose to get a day off. FML

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The Top

Today, my boyfriend and I went on a picnic. After we finished eating he laid down, closed his eyes, and put his head in my lap. At the exact second that I bent down to kiss him, he jumped up to get the Frisbee. We both have bloody noses. FML

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You deserved it 4 395

Today, I peed myself pretty bad while waiting for the elevator in my boyfriend’s luxury apartment building, and there was a camera. I ran away, but I was afraid my boyfriend would get fined if I left it, so I tried my best to clean it but I feel like such an idiot now. I really hope they don’t check the camera footage. FML

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Today, as I sometimes do, I laid in bed at night rating my farts as I couldn't sleep. I'm a 53 year-old woman. FML

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Today, a customer left a Starbucks card in the tip jar at work. It was empty. I work at Starbucks. FML

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Today, my son's obsession with memes hit a new low when he got suspended from school for running into other students yelling, "Allahu akbar." He's 15 and doesn't understand why he got in trouble. FML

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Today, a guy on the train was using his phone really loudly, asking Siri to call a bunch of people, or using voice command to do the most menial things. He was really, really noisy. It's only after I couldn't stand it any more and asked him to be quieter that I noticed the white cane next to him. FML

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