By ohdear. - 29/03/2014 23:07 - United Kingdom - London

Today, while searching a woman for contraband as part of my job, she kept making sexual noises throughout. After I finished, she hugged me and went on her way. I really need a new job. FML
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AUShano 15

Obviously a case of 100% Customer Satisfaction!

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ThomasBombadil 31

I'll have what she had.

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subiedude08 17

Yea the sweet spot.

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Llamassss 21

Well, she went on her way, so nothing was found.

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Stazza11 27

At least you know who to call for role play now haha.

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chocolatefrog28 29

Well, at least one of you enjoyed the experience.

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ThomasBombadil 31

I'll have what she had.

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AUShano 15

Obviously a case of 100% Customer Satisfaction!

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Jessj958 19

Because you are great at what you do! ;) lol

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hellnosucka 27

yea I think #8 misspelled their name quite terribly.

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CrikOgresmasher 19

I think it was meant to be "Clearlyimfirst". I call first to bitchslap him

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why_teh_hell 25

/Just her way of making the experience mutual and making you feel as awkward as you probably made her feel./ At least I'm hoping that's why.

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garrett_8614 14

I'm sure OP feels just as awkward feeling up people all day

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why_teh_hell 25

Haha, true. Well I guess she made it even worse then!

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chuka81 27

Maybe she was just trying to rattle you. Or maybe you have really good hands.

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