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By mcmanager - 11/08/2014 14:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at my job as a fast food manager, I saw one of my employees "trying to pick the bugs out" of our cookies. They were the raisins in them. FML

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By jcrb - 03/09/2021 10:59

Today, someone had been stealing my brownie at work every day, so I sprinkled cocolax on one and waited to find out who the culprit was. Turns out it was my manager. Needless to say, I'm fired. FML

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By itsthebestdayoftheyear - 22/12/2015 12:30 - Canada - Stoney Creek

Today, after 3 years of hard work, very little vacation and no raises, our boss got us a crappy box of drug store cookies as an employee appreciation gift. Which he ended up eating. FML

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By s0728 - 01/09/2014 21:37 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I work at a bakery. As I was putting out some cakes with fruit on top of them, a customer asked me how we get the little hairs to stay on the raspberries, and if we glue them on. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2011 04:38

Today, my boss ate a small piece of paper off her desk, thinking it was frosting. I have to work for this woman. FML

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By chocofreak - 10/05/2009 10:23 - United States

Today, I work at a chocolate factory on the sanitation shift. I was under a machine cleaning and a spider fell on me. I started freaking out and a coworker thought I got caught in the moving parts and frantically pulled me out and alerted my boss. Turns out it was just a piece of caramel. FML

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By Entheatus - 10/08/2009 04:25 - Canada

Today, I polished off the delicious iced gingerbread cookies in the pantry. I'd assumed the little flecks on them were speckles of broken icing, but as I went to throw the cookie bag away, a larva crawled out. The hundreds of flecks were moth eggs. I've been eating the cookies for three days. FML

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By Professional_Ars - 18/10/2018 12:00

Today, my coworker brought chocolate muffins to work for everyone. This would have been really nice if they hadn't tasted like rotten blueberry muffins spray-painted brown. I reflexively gagged after taking a bite and coughed up a brown mush in front of her. FML

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By bingalingading - 30/03/2015 20:46 - United States - Owosso

Today, I was working at a donation center. I was having a really rough day, so my fiancée dropped me off some cookies. At the end of my shift, the manager told me I couldn't take them home because they were donated and therefore they were "company property." FML

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The customer is always an ass

By muffins - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Potomac

Today, while working my shift at the grocery store, we ran out of muffins. I'm a little overweight, and I guess that's the reason an irate customer accused me of eating all of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML

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Hunthas 17

Monday 11 August 2014 19:08

I think I would rather have bugs in my food than raisins :D

orphanclubber 8

Monday 11 August 2014 19:18

You don't just let it slide if someone Is attractive I hope you are joking

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Hunthas 17

Monday 11 August 2014 19:08

I think I would rather have bugs in my food than raisins :D

orphanclubber 8

Monday 11 August 2014 19:18

You don't just let it slide if someone Is attractive I hope you are joking

PsychoOtaku 7

Monday 11 August 2014 19:20

I actually love oatmeal raisin cookies, but they are no match for chocolate chip.

King_Nero 15

Monday 11 August 2014 19:21

14- I really hope you're joking... Looks do not excuse being stupid or a bad employee.

pjsr 32

Monday 11 August 2014 19:36

Even if it was a joke, it wasn't funny

zarosian 17

Monday 11 August 2014 20:11

Lmfao this is the type of person that votes for a person if they are attractive or not.

MaddyLannister 8

Monday 11 August 2014 19:08

aham, you just spotted an alien.

1dvs_bstd 41

Monday 11 August 2014 19:28

what?

mallu86 9

Monday 11 August 2014 19:52

Ok, man in black.

I_cant_think 10

Tuesday 12 August 2014 0:12

Who's ham?

soulreaper12296 28

Monday 11 August 2014 19:09

Wouldn't blame him. I hate raisins in cookies. Although I probably wouldn't be calling them "bugs".

ladoom 23

Monday 11 August 2014 19:09

He wanted raisins.

False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 12 August 2014 8:46

He was probably after a raise-in.

Demonface54 20

Monday 11 August 2014 19:09

Raisin cookies taste awful anyway

Marie54321 19

Monday 11 August 2014 19:09

Raisins in cookies are the reasons why I have trust issues

AnyaS 19

Monday 11 August 2014 21:59

That would be awesome on a button or a shirt.

Cas88 8

Tuesday 12 August 2014 2:47

You're so clever using a quote probably read from a meme off Memedroid...

paigexox0 37

Tuesday 12 August 2014 3:46

Its straight from tumblr haha

shay_serendipity 29

Tuesday 12 August 2014 4:26

While your comment is funny and relevant, no points for lack of originality. Honestly though, I've seen that on Tumblr at least a million times :/

Marie54321 19

Tuesday 12 August 2014 5:20

Good for you #78 and #80, you figured out the internet

vikky538 28

Monday 11 August 2014 19:10

wow.. you have got great employees working for you..

vikky538 28

Tuesday 12 August 2014 4:34

lol i totally forget that...

Zanelle 2

Monday 11 August 2014 19:10

gracehi 31

Monday 11 August 2014 19:48

What a creative, interesting, and well thought out comment.

rosheno 4

Monday 11 August 2014 20:43

41, the irony in that comment isn't going unnoticed.

Pleonasm 35

Monday 11 August 2014 19:10

The employee shouldn't need an excuse for riding the world of the atrocity that is raisin cookies. **** raisins.

Pleonasm 35

Monday 11 August 2014 19:34

ridding* Shit.

asnakelovinbabe 16

Monday 11 August 2014 22:06

Am I the only one who freaking LOVES oatmeal raising cookies...?

Xquisite1 28

Tuesday 12 August 2014 3:01

#66 Well once oatmeal is done "raising" cookies, I hope oatmeal can afford to send them to college.

silveronica5 12

Monday 11 August 2014 19:12

It might've been a joke? I'm not sure but I'm hoping it was

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