Work: Today, after all of the business cards for the car dealership...

By Luke - 23/06/2015 22:37 - United States - San Antonio

Today, after all of the business cards for the car dealership that I work for were printed, the phone number was wrong, and the lady got so pissed about getting so many calls that she told them that they had won a free car. I had to tell dozens of ecstatic customers that they hadn't. FML

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Same thing different taste

**** off

By Arcam89 - 22/02/2016 22:37 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I'm a car salesman. I got told to cold call a list of previous customers, but I recognised the names as I phoned them all last week; I told the manager this. He slammed his fist on my desk and told me to stop lying and do as I was told. I got told to "fuck off" 27 times. FML

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All fax, no printer

By pharmn00b - 08/07/2009 17:52 - United States

Today, at work, I was calling customers to tell them that they had prescriptions waiting to be picked up. It was a long list and every time I reached an answering machine I left our number so they could call us back. When I was finished, the pharmacist told me I been giving out our fax number. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2022 12:00

Today, after having my car's oil changed, I asked the girl at the front desk for her number and she gave it to me, so I was excited all day. That night I texted her and she asked who it was and I told her my name, then she told me she gave her number out to a lot of customers, so she didn’t remember me. FML

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Say my name, say my name

By Anonymous - 28/08/2020 23:01 - United States

Today, after being unemployed for over four months, I got a call from a company I've wanted to work for for over 2 years. After they were about to set up an interview, they called me by a different name. After correcting them, they hung up on me. Turns out they had the wrong number. FML

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Gotcha!

By Anonymous - 08/05/2014 03:57 - United States - State College

Today, while at work as a telemarketer, I called a customer on his home phone. Once I was connected, an automated voice said, "To speak with a customer, please press 1." Confused, I pressed one. I then heard loud laughter followed by, "Oh my god! What a dumbass!" before they hung up. FML

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By Marty - 24/08/2011 17:14 - United States

Today, I've gotten the most calls of my life. Turns out the idiot who changed the sign on my local Pizza Hut put up the wrong phone number. My phone number. I've already received 16 calls. FML

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By KatieElizabeth - 27/10/2013 04:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 17:39 - United States

Today, I took a call. Wrong number. A few seconds later, they called back and I told her that she had the wrong number. She said she just hit redial and didn't understand how she got me again. I tried to explain how redial works. She called me a moron and hung up. Then my phone rang again. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By kkkk - 31/01/2011 15:44

Today, the company I applied for called up congratulating me in getting the job. I was ecstatic. Quickly enough I texted a few mates that I'd got the job. Twenty minutes later they called again, saying the trainee had accidentally called the wrong applicant. FML

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Had any calls lately?

By Anonymous - 17/10/2019 06:00

Today, I noticed that all 200 remaining business cards out of the 500 that I had made have the wrong phone number on them. FML

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bleedingglitter 24

Wednesday 24 June 2015 11:51

Troll level - expert

Koalax3 18

Wednesday 24 June 2015 11:52

I mean I'd be pretty pissed too if I was the lady... At least she didn't take it further than that

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MrConcise 34

Wednesday 24 June 2015 11:50

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PurpleMyth 28

Wednesday 24 June 2015 11:57

The same way they got there

bleedingglitter 24

Wednesday 24 June 2015 11:51

Troll level - expert

MeanBeagle 22

Wednesday 24 June 2015 12:24

she should of had them all show up at the same time right before closing and dressed up for a best costume party to win the car.

Dick_diamond 22

Wednesday 24 June 2015 14:33

*should have!!!

Koalax3 18

Wednesday 24 June 2015 11:52

I mean I'd be pretty pissed too if I was the lady... At least she didn't take it further than that

Quetzal27 12

Wednesday 24 June 2015 18:51

I have to agree, right now my cell number is the same as some fax for a restaurant or something...its mad annoying

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Wednesday 24 June 2015 11:57

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jerryj 27

Wednesday 24 June 2015 14:37

I don't think you understand the concept of "market share".

Captain_Debilos_fml 13

Wednesday 24 June 2015 12:07

Take advantage of the situation to show and propose to the customers to test the cars. Explain them the situation.

AndyPurdy 31

Wednesday 24 June 2015 12:08

"Oh...so I'm not getting a free car?" :(

joeyl1990 28

Sunday 25 September 2016 19:20

I don't understand why this is disliked

MedChew 19

Wednesday 24 June 2015 12:22

Post never said OP was the one in charge of the business card. Still, mistake or not, this is hilarious!

amazed_71 14

Monday 16 January 2017 20:58

I meant to hit like, not dislike. Sorry, it won't let me change my vote.

Cads1 24

Wednesday 24 June 2015 12:24

I am sure that is why a proof copy is requested before the main run. Attention to detail seems to be the issue here.

Jonkbaby 22

Wednesday 24 June 2015 12:24

Tell them the 1000th caller tomorrow will win the free car

skye147 20

Wednesday 24 June 2015 12:28

It's alright OP. Mistakes happen. Hope it all gets sorted!!

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Same thing different taste

**** off

All fax, no printer

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Had any calls lately?

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